1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from Yts.mx 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Yify Movie Official Site: Yts.mx 3 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,179 [Bridget] Fuck, fuck, fuck! So late! 4 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,815 [Billy] Mabel put on a scarf the cat. 5 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,184 [Mabel] It's not a cat. He's my husband. 6 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,186 Where is it located? 7 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,189 -Sori with whom he will bring women The big boobs? -"Gentleman"? 8 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,324 [Mabel] Last time, He brushed my hair with a fork. 9 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,727 [Billy] there were three women, And they had An epic pillow fight. 10 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,396 -The fork had maple syrup. -Out of the way, darling. 11 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,864 -[Mabel clears throat] -GOOD, 12 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,533 it's obvious it's not coming, So I'll stay home. 13 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,503 You said that was the only thing you had to leave the house to this year. 14 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,704 [Bridget sighs] You're right. I go. 15 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,406 Move, please, Mabes. 16 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,611 Fuck-- Hunt. 17 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,346 Did we eat focaccia? 18 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,751 [sighs] good, We don't have any vegetables. 19 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:02,355 But lucky, you can have it frozen peas. Mmm. 20 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,624 All right. Come to the table. 21 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,459 Come on. 22 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,930 One, two... 23 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,433 [Bridget] What am I going to do When do I get to three? 24 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,934 -[Smoke alarm blares] -[Bridget exclaimed] 25 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,569 [Smoke alarm] Enter the alarm code. 26 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,371 [Bridget] Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck! 27 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,473 -Send the alarm code. -NO! Don't put out flames. 28 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,509 -That we can toast the marshmallows. -Send the alarm code. 29 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,377 Please-- 30 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:25,945 [gasps, sighs] 31 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:30,784 [sighs] 32 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,854 The tension of our bodies, 33 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,258 -The scars of-- -[phone ringing] 34 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,826 [Automated phone voice] Hello, motorbike. 35 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,665 [woman] ... in-- in our desire. 36 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,267 Bridget Jones, always exciting. 37 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,803 -How is the skirt? -Daniel, hi. [sighs] 38 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,305 I'm just checking that you actually have forgot about tonight. 39 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,842 It's painful, Jones. I absolutely haven't forgotten. 40 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,644 -[the audience shuts] -NO. 41 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,746 I am very sorry. She's my mother. 42 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,748 -She is in hospital. -[Audience member] Oh. 43 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,950 -The primordial sweat. -I'll be there 44 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,653 faster than it took me to bring you to Shocking orgasm, 45 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,421 you dirty little prostitute. 46 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,990 [audience murmuring] 47 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,861 I love you, mom. 48 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:17,530 "Mummy"? 49 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,965 Darling and intelligent Geminite. 50 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,701 I'll have to run. It's a family emergency. 51 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,703 But I love this. 52 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,572 I think... I think we are all, don't we? 53 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,340 Call me later, yes? 54 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,776 Oh yes. 55 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,579 I'm imminent, Jones. Imminent. 56 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,280 Un-Bunch those giant panties. 57 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:43,957 [Bridget moans] 58 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,725 [Bridget] Bloody Zip producers should be 59 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,861 cancelled due to sociological prejudices. 60 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,598 In reality it is impossible to do it yourself. 61 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,434 [sighs] help. 62 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,541 -OOH. Thanks, monkeys. -[Horn Honks] 63 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,909 Uncle Daniel! 64 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,477 Miniature darcy, What's the news? 65 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,012 [Billy] Where are the women with the big-- 66 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,947 [Daniel] Hair? They couldn't do it, unfortunately. 67 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,749 I'm, um... They are washing their hair. 68 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,384 All three? 69 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,952 Yes, well, they wash each Others, you see. 70 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,655 I thought you said No more templates. 71 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,490 Geminita is not a model, Jones. 72 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,459 She is a poet and a healer, 73 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,627 and a model. 74 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,795 Come here. 75 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,764 Hell of a night for you. 76 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,701 Ugh, I can't go. The children need me. 77 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,102 Uncle Daniel! 78 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,904 You. Right. 79 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,440 Take a fork and some syrup. I will shape you. 80 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,975 -[Billy] I found the papers. -[Daniel] very good. Excellent. 81 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:40,046 Now then we have to work Your bluffing and cheating. 82 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,468 [Bridget] Life has its white notes... 83 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,874 And life has its black notes. 84 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,947 You are very beautiful tonight, Mrs. Darcy. 85 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,350 It doesn't seem so bad yourself, Mr. Darcy. 86 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,390 [Bell Rings] 87 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,000 Bridget. 88 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,069 [Bridget] Very black notes. 89 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,972 Jolly Good. Come in. The weather's been some shit, isn't it true? 90 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,573 -Conché cricket this year it was... -Jeremy. 91 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,109 ...absolutely phenomenal. 92 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,980 [Bridget] This is what happened. 93 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,683 Mark Darcy, my husband, 94 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,818 Father of Billy and Mabel, 95 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,687 died. 96 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,989 Or rather, he was killed 97 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,426 in Sudan in a humanitarian mission. 98 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,630 -To himself is just upstairs. -Thank you. 99 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,666 [Bridget] and that was four years ago. Today, actually. 100 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,037 Get ready. It's a total shit show. 101 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:16,743 [Bridget] and even if there it could be 600,000 words in human language, 102 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:20,013 The world still struggles To find the right ones 103 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,949 When someone you love is gone. 104 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,751 Bridget, how are the kids? 105 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,019 -[woman] mmm. -I'm... 106 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,921 They're fine without it Hey, you? 107 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,990 -[Guests murmur] -NO. All right. 108 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:34,060 You drop them some crystal meth in the kitchen. 109 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,764 [Bridget] Maybe not. 110 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,866 Well, let's do nothing by the way. 111 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,935 Let's celebrate Mark's birthday Instead. 112 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,069 [Guests] Oh. 113 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,505 So, Bridget, alone again? 114 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,140 [friend] It's been four years. 115 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,709 You are still In pretty good Nick. Why no type? 116 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,912 Now, now. It's not Bridget's guilt. Very difficult, being a middle-aged woman 117 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,547 -and find yourself single. -[guests] mmm. 118 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,951 Better if you are a boy. Watch Binko Carruthers. 119 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,552 It's not an oil painting, 120 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,722 But the second rosemary is dead, It was flooded. 121 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,559 Of course, they were all from a certain age, however, weren't they? 122 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,695 Sorry, you get the point Did you say it out loud? 123 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,064 -[laughs] -Hmm? 124 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,100 "A certain age"? What, you mean our age? 125 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,202 -Chat is the most… -[Bridget] Shazzer now hosting 126 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,804 a podcast called Up, 127 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,606 where he had dinner with minor celebrities 128 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,142 while becoming Furious about everything. 129 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,210 ... Sexist Fucking Universe We, incredibly, 130 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:27,047 Continue further to fucking live. 131 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:30,483 [mouthing word] 132 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,687 I have to go to the bathroom. 133 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,121 [Guests] Oh. 134 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,190 [Woman] Oh, dear. 135 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,261 Yes, Jude. Yes, I'm with her now. 136 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,997 [Jude] Well, Shaz, tell her to come to the golden cock. 137 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:47,300 No, no, no. The party. It's for Mark. 138 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,969 It's not a party. It's fucking fire. 139 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,839 And do you think that Mark I would like you to stay here and be insulted 140 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,108 In the fucking Olympics of sexism? 141 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,010 [Bridget's Friends] to Mark. 142 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,244 -And Bridget... -[Bridget] AW. 143 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,746 ...and the rare pleasure to see you 144 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:01,247 -in something not done of Terry towels. 145 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,283 -[Shaz laughs] -[Bridget] Tom, still living 146 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,919 handsomely out His hit single 147 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:10,290 which made a comeback recently in a 30 second video of a dog that does math. 148 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,226 Now, of all things, A life coach. 149 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,995 Honestly, I'd say it was A bit of a twist, 150 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,164 Speaking as your psychologist. 151 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,933 [laughs] You're not my psychologist. 152 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,801 Well, I should be, yes. 153 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,570 According to the classical model, 154 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,772 You actually did it To the fourth phase 155 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:29,609 -of the five stages of grief. -Wait. Aren't they seven stages? 156 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,145 What are you talking about, Jude? No, it's not. There are five phases. 157 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,180 -It's not five? -Well, I always thought There were four of them. 158 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,815 [Jude] It's definitely seven. 159 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,151 [Bridget] Jude, now CEO or COO 160 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,987 or CTO, Definitely a c-something-o, 161 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,624 Still calls regularly, in tears, from the executive bathroom. 162 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:48,028 So, um, just one phase for Go now, bridge. 163 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,330 -[Bridget] Oh. -[clears throat] Step five. 164 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,932 It's acceptance, which basically means 165 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,169 -You can only be asked. -My God. Shazzer is right. 166 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,239 YES. I mean, honestly, darling, Look at you. 167 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,641 You have become A virgin born again. 168 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:05,045 If you don't like them soon, Your vagina will literally be reside. 169 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,047 [Shaz] Yes, and this is it one thing. 170 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,316 It's called labial adhesion. 171 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,985 [Bridget] Oh, my God! 172 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,188 I knew leaving the kitchen was an error. 173 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,990 I don't want anyone else. 174 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,725 And even if I did, which I don't do 175 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,928 I'm not vital, completely asexual, 176 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,030 And no one will I will never like it again. 177 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,799 -Ever, always. -NO. No, no, no. 178 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,701 And I go to the bathroom. 179 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,004 Crash and burn. That was a disaster. 180 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,205 Well, that was it A fucking disaster. 181 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,642 [Bridget yawns] 182 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,778 Crikey. Have we been burgled? 183 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,014 [Daniel] we didn't been burgled, Jones. NO. 184 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,283 We were wonderful. Now tell me this. 185 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:47,821 For Tonya, we think a kitten Heel or a big wedge? 186 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:48,822 He's going to Wimbledon. 187 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,690 Wedge, of course. 188 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,325 You might be right. 189 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,828 How was it? Any fun? Any language? 190 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:58,965 Ugh. God. No tongue. I hung my tongue. 191 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,767 What were they like? 192 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,335 Well, the girl is you. 193 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:06,706 Lawless, romantic, irresistibly attracted to me. 194 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,708 He asked me if I was going Being her new dad. 195 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,243 It does. 196 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,680 Yes. I wouldn't go to bed Until I married his rabbit. 197 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,016 -Hmm. -[Daniel] that I was very happy do. 198 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,984 That rabbit is not For everything not therefore not therefore. 199 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,386 [Bridget] Hmm. And Billy? 200 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,955 Well, Billy is Darcy, isn't he? 201 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,357 More waters and all. 202 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,726 As it happens, Jones, your son 203 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,062 And I have a number of shared interests. 204 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,398 Oh, God. Like what? 205 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,766 Models. 206 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,768 He showed me his, I showed him mine. 207 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,704 -Hmm. -And then we-- We talked about death. 208 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:38,738 Did you? 209 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,774 [Daniel] Yes. I told him being dead was shit. 210 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,176 And what should I know Because I was for a while. 211 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,844 And then, uh... [sighs] 212 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,781 I hugged him Because he looked a little sad. 213 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,450 And then that made me sad Because... [sighs] 214 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,152 -[Bridget] How's your boyfriend? -[groans] 215 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,254 Enzo's, what? It's... 216 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,356 Uh, fuck knows, Jones. Fifteen, I think. 217 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:01,294 Anyway, then we applauded we were digging The Cocktail Shaker, 218 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,263 And I taught him how to make a dirty bitch. 219 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,864 He saved it for you. It's in the fridge. 220 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,200 -Goody. Ask at breakfast. -[Phone Rings] 221 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,302 Yes, bye, bye, Bye, bye. 222 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,904 Geminite. 223 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,206 Yes, we're done. All done. I am coming. 224 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,242 Well, as fast as possible. 225 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:20,013 Yes, like the bad old moth to the desire of young flames. 226 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,482 No, hang up first. 227 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 And… OK, he kisses you. 228 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,886 -[laughs] -[Daniel sighs] 229 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,189 [Stammer] Yes, okay. Stronger. Yes. [kisses] 230 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,057 -My God. -[the phone hangs up] 231 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,160 [laughing] 232 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,496 Fuck it, Jones. OK, they're sleeping. 233 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,932 Um... [sighs] ...it took a while. 234 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,067 But I… actually showed them A video by Geminita 235 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,970 reciting one of his prose poems And they were out like a light. 236 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,271 [laughs] 237 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,807 Okay. 238 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,212 [sighs] What happens now? 239 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,081 I'm trying to remember what it's like worked with our babysitters. 240 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,952 I think you give me 20 quid And try to shake me, right? 241 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,255 [Bridget] Ah, Daniel, Dear Daniel. 242 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,991 At least some things Never change. 243 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,361 It makes me sad though, Jones. You know... 244 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:13,433 Two kids and you all alone and effectively a nun. 245 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,803 Although, of course, a very, very bad nun. 246 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,243 Hello, Daniel. 247 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,411 Yes. 248 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,946 Thanks for tonight. 249 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,014 Yes. 250 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,522 [Bridget] Because it's these lights still on? 251 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,857 I thought you two were sleeping. 252 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,261 Do you miss Dada sometimes? 253 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,396 I miss him all the time. 254 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,531 [Mabel gasps] 255 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,237 [gasps] there's my owl. 256 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,139 [Bridget] Go back to bed. Come on. 257 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,408 -Story, mom? -[Bridget] mm-hmm. 258 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:06,553 For the baby princess it is As kind as he is. 259 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:13,426 And the baby prince is just as kind how beautiful it is. 260 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,597 And wherever they go And whatever they do 261 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,301 Mom and Dad He will always love them. 262 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:26,006 -And the saliva. -[laughs, cough] 263 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,142 Present, mabes. 264 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,211 -[Mabel giggles] -OH! 265 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,946 [chuckles] 266 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,986 -Good Night, darling. -Good Night, Mom. 267 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,994 Good night. 268 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,498 [Billy] and all the thoughts... 269 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,071 And all the thoughts they are leaving. 270 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:02,475 They don't need little Billys And Mabel tonight. 271 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,912 The world it will turn around without them. 272 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:09,015 [Bridget and Mark] The stars it will shine without them. 273 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:15,422 And all the Little Billy and Mabel All you need to do is rest and sleep. 274 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,391 Good night. 275 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,193 Night. 276 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,966 [Mark] Good night, Billy. 277 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,669 -I give the song, dad. Please. -[Mark] OK. 278 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:35,075 * I will do anything For you, dear* 279 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,576 * Nothing * 280 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:41,548 * So that you understand everything To me* 281 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,085 [NETFLIX TIP] 282 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,386 [click] 283 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,489 All alone 47. 284 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:52,959 Shitballs. 285 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:59,032 No. Cock bollocking Fuck-Bubles! 286 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,669 [Bridget Growls] 287 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,138 [Bridget] Literally everyone more across the country 288 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,507 he is laughing cleverly with their partners 289 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,410 while watching Netflix and have sex. 290 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,712 Don't you want to wallow in it, Darling. 291 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,281 [Bridget] And there they are again. 292 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,351 All the voices, all the advice. 293 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,353 You have to bask, bridge. Wallow. 294 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:24,424 Grieve. G-R-E-I-V-E. 295 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,761 [laughing] It's i-e. It's not e-i. 296 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:31,431 No, it's "Me first and Except after C." 297 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,033 Yes, exactly. 298 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,302 God, you really are like this To T-W-T-A. 299 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,737 -[Tom] A What? -[Shaz laughs] 300 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,639 [Bridget] The thing about advice is, 301 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:43,510 no one tells you the same thing twice. 302 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,646 Bridget, you have to put children first. 303 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,383 [Bridget] uh-huh. Thank you, Magda. YES. 304 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,219 Put children first. 305 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,454 SOD THE CHILDREN. 306 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,424 Put on your oxygen mask the first. 307 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,326 [Bridget] right. Oxygen mask. 308 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,594 Done. 309 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,530 One thing's for sure, bridge. 310 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,166 Forget about sex. [Hiccups] Oh. 311 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,734 [Bridget] OK. 312 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,602 No sex. 313 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,604 You have to have a lot of sex. 314 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,774 Yes. Why don't you come back work? 315 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,778 [Bridget] Thank you, Richard. I'll keep it in mind. 316 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,527 But like my father said Just before dying, 317 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,464 The big question is… 318 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,532 Can you survive? 319 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,536 I think so. 320 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,805 I have to. 321 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,142 I'm looking. 322 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,814 It's not enough to survive. You have to live. 323 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,351 Is it the Dalai Lama's? 324 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,254 I'm Harry Styles, I think. 325 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,689 -[The door opens] -[Bridget's Mother] Colin. 326 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,392 -S is it a sausage? -What sausage? 327 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,195 Bridget, you know what said the doctor on saturated fats. 328 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:13,299 Pam, could you take a picture of us? Me and Bridget. 329 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,104 Um... 330 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,709 Colin, try not to do this with your chin. 331 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,644 I'm not doing anything with my chin. 332 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,584 Promise me you'll live, Bridget. 333 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,188 Smile! 334 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,263 [shutter clicks] 335 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,855 [sighs] 336 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,643 ["Modern Love" play] 337 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:39,285 [Bridget] Bridget Jones, It's time to live. 338 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,690 *I know when to go out* 339 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,292 *Know when to stay* 340 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,862 *Do things* 341 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,368 *Catch a paper boy* 342 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,538 * But things Don't really change* 343 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,740 *I'm standing in the wind* 344 00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:03,443 * But I never say bye-bye* 345 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,378 [yawns] 346 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,448 *But I try* 347 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,217 *I try* 348 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,855 *I will never fall in love with* 349 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,923 *Modern love* 350 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,692 *Walk beside me* 351 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,793 *Modern love* 352 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,394 *Walk by* 353 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,495 *Modern love* 354 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,596 *He takes me to* 355 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,599 *The church in time* 356 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,801 *Church in time* 357 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,502 *It terrifies me* 358 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,537 *Church in time* 359 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,738 *It makes me happy* 360 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,273 *Church in time* 361 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,876 *Puts my trust in God and man* 362 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,411 *God and man* 363 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,612 *No confession* 364 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,814 *God and man* 365 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,415 *No religion* 366 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,750 *God and man* 367 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,420 *Don't believe in modern love* 368 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,725 *Doesn't really work* 369 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,827 *It's just the power to enchant* 370 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:30,697 * I'm still standing inside The wind* 371 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,566 * But I never say bye-bye* 372 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,405 *But I try* 373 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,007 *I try* 374 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,944 *I will never fall in love with* 375 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,613 *Modern love* 376 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,847 *Walk beside me* 377 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,349 *Modern love* 378 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,483 *Walk by* 379 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,584 *Modern love* 380 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,653 *He takes me to church* 381 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,488 *On time* 382 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,856 *Modern love...* 383 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,658 [Bridget] right. You've got your pencil case, 384 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,527 Your lunch, your homework? 385 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,928 -Are your keys? -[Bridget] ooh. 386 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,030 -[Mabel Blows Recorder] -GOOD, 387 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,866 You definitely have your own Recorder So that's good. 388 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,502 Your beautiful photo of A spaceship. 389 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,438 It's a cat. 390 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,507 Oh, yes. Of course it is, darling. 391 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,809 What paints did you use? 392 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,712 I used lipsticks with The C is on them. 393 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,480 -OH. So creative. -Handbag? 394 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,948 Oh, fuck a duck. 395 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,516 [Postman] Hi, Billy. 396 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,651 [Billy] morning. 397 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,453 [Postman] Hi, Mabel. 398 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,454 Morning, Bridget. 399 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,555 HI. 400 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,956 Just the same old shit. 401 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,625 You are about to be My new dad? 402 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,663 -[Child 1] No, mom! -[Child 2] No! Mom! 403 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,864 When I signed up to have children, 404 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,532 I didn't sign up be governed by 405 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,468 A bunch of computer crackheads. 406 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,769 Well, guess what? 407 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,904 I had you, I lifted you up 408 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,073 And I changed my mind! 409 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:50,810 [Children] No! No, no, no! 410 00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:53,813 Don't touch those Or I'll include you in the squid game. 411 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:54,881 Here, darling. 412 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,716 -Come, come. -Mom! 413 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,451 Why don't we ever say hello? 414 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,087 [Bridget] Oh. Important life lesson, honey. 415 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,456 Never meet your heroes. 416 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,997 [Bridget] starting today, he won't set things on fire, 417 00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:15,168 will restore responsibly password not to be included The word "Fuckwit", 418 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,838 and he will not be afraid of the school mothers... 419 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,473 HELLO. 420 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,977 ... in particular, Perfect Nicolette... 421 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,712 [Bocci whistles] 422 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,881 ...with her perfect twins. 423 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,783 [Whistle blows] 424 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,819 Move the car! There is no parking In front of the school. 425 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,654 -How are you? -What? 426 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,823 I thought you were in Los Angeles. 427 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,993 -Right. -Mr Walliker? 428 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,029 Mr Walliker, Eros tells me Was not selected for the choir for some reason. 429 00:22:43,063 --> 00:22:45,065 -Correct. -With, how can this be? 430 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,567 Because he can't sing. Anything else, Mrs. Soltani-Watkins? 431 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,570 Mr. Walliker, if you have failed recognize The obvious talents of Eros, 432 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,472 -Which is almost his fault. -It's really quite simple. 433 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,075 The choir, like everything else in nature, it is chosen on merit. 434 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,477 Yes, natural selection. 435 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,879 If Eros wants it to put the work in, You are welcome to audition again. 436 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:01,881 If you excuse me. [Whistles] Bike! 437 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:03,683 -Bike! Not there. Not there. -[SCOFFS] 438 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,051 Who is that? 439 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,153 OH. New science teacher. Mr Walliker. 440 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,688 [Bridget] Instant Hero. 441 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,490 Incredibly rude. 442 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:11,758 It's horrible. 443 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,127 Move, please. Right away! 444 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,498 You two! This is no walk in the park the moor. 445 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:22,168 You don't see me unfolding deck chairs and discard sandwiches, right? 446 00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:25,038 Move it in! It's choir in eight minutes. 447 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,741 Mr Walliker. HI. 448 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,042 I don't think we've met. 449 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,610 I'm Billy Darcy's mother. 450 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,113 The boy who is about to be diagnosed with tinnitus. 451 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,648 The whistle is An essential tool, Mrs. Darcy. 452 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,884 Mmm. An essential tool? 453 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,220 What an apt description. [chuckles] 454 00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:44,190 [blows whistle] Eros! Atticus! 455 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:47,060 If you're late, you will regret it the rest of your days. 456 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,495 -[Eros, Atticus whining] -Soria, sir! 457 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,665 [Bell Rings] 458 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,236 NO! 459 00:23:57,237 --> 00:23:58,838 He'll come back later. 460 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,073 We have a doctor's appointment. 461 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,741 I have worms! 462 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,111 Because your grandmother Wear pajamas? 463 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,715 [Bridget] did well. 464 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,586 "G-O-N-O"- 465 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,221 [Bridget] It's adorable, darling. 466 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:17,057 -"RH"... -There you go. 467 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,958 One tablet a day for The whole family, 468 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:22,195 And if his itching doesn't stop, I suggest you get rid of That cat. 469 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,564 [clears throat] Do you already have help? 470 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,599 I know he doesn't look at it But really, 471 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,035 -Now I have everything in hand. -No, it doesn't look like it. 472 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:32,272 Besides anything else, I'm a gynecologist, not a pediatrician. 473 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,975 And while I'm happy to chime in You get my point. 474 00:24:36,009 --> 00:24:39,713 If you say "oxygen mask" back to me, I'll hit you with this handbag. 475 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:41,047 I'm not afraid of bags. 476 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,183 You need something else to do. 477 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,618 You need a reason to get out of those pajamas. 478 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,721 Well, fashion is never I was really your thing. 479 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,856 -Rude. -Pyjamas are all the rage in Milan. 480 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:53,193 Bridget, though all objective evidence a the opposite, 481 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,195 You are a brilliant, talented, brilliant woman. 482 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:57,731 And my professional advice this is for you. 483 00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:59,032 -He you need -NO. No, no, no. 484 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,700 Please don't tell me to go and have sex. 485 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:01,935 Oh, good sir, no. 486 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,070 [scoffs] No. 487 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:06,606 Read a book. Clean out the kitchen drawers. 488 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,875 Leave the pink pieces Well enough on its own. 489 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,143 You'll be ready when You're ready. 490 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,946 No, my professional advice this is for you: 491 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,281 go back to work. 492 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,050 And how's your love life going? 493 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,652 On fire. 494 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:23,123 “Sy-P-Lis.” 495 00:25:26,126 --> 00:25:29,696 -[Bridget] hmm. -Syphilis. Mabel, syphilis. 496 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:30,830 Syphilis. 497 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,099 Mmm. Very good. Very good. 498 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:36,169 And there it is some delicious veggies Alternatives here too. 499 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,004 [both chuckle] 500 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,807 Floods, fires and famine. 501 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,810 How the world feels the edge of climate catastrophe, 502 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,646 Sausages aren't the only thing Today we are grilling. 503 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,316 Secretary of the Environment Sarah Givens joins us after the break. 504 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:53,019 [theme music playing on TV] 505 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,654 [Telephone rings] 506 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:55,955 HELLO. 507 00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:57,057 Oh, thank God you picked up. 508 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,059 -[spits] -What's the problem? 509 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,661 They have the bloody Secretary of the Environment in in 45 seconds 510 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:04,364 And they make me wonder your questions about bloody tea bags. 511 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,666 "What is the best way to recycle tea bags? " 512 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,702 “You can clean the surfaces with tea "... 513 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,736 I need you, Bridget! 514 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,671 OK. Uh... 515 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,373 Ask her... [gasps] 516 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,742 Ask her why they were there No tax breaks for renewable energy 517 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,644 -Last week's budget. -Brilliant. 518 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,180 It'll make you away with some Shit about economic constraints 519 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:24,284 And then you nail it on the oil and gas companies ringing their profits. 520 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,886 -Yes, certainly. -[Laughter] She'll bang! 521 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,690 And then you kiss her ass In support of the government for fracking. 522 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:31,825 [gasps] ooh. 523 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,760 I love you, I love you, Bridget Jones. 524 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,362 -Hi, bridge. -YES! 525 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:39,199 Oh, oh, oh! Try to find out Speaking of tea bags though. 526 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:41,167 -I love you. HI. HI. -I love you. HI! [kisses] 527 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,704 Welcome back. 528 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,106 Our next guest is 529 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:48,241 Secretary of the Environment Sarah Givens. 530 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:53,046 Sarah, budget, Tax filings, fracking. 531 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,015 Justify. 532 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,416 And no fob-offs! 533 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:03,056 Could you let me through please to Richard Finch's office? 534 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,158 My name is Bridget Jones. 535 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,428 Yes. I'll keep it. Thank you. 536 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:12,899 [sighs] 537 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,905 [Video Game Delete " 538 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,880 Billy, I want to watch SpongeBob. 539 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,482 Billy, come out, please. 540 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,184 You've had your screen time. 541 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,987 One, two... 542 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,422 But, mom, it's Sunday. 543 00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:36,322 NO. 544 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:37,424 Can I watch SpongeBob? 545 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:40,160 I can watch SpongeBob. 546 00:27:40,193 --> 00:27:41,761 YES? 547 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,997 No, you have to say, "I can" not "can I." 548 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,165 Can I watch SpongeBob? 549 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:47,767 -NO. -But, mom! 550 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,336 No, no, no, no. 551 00:27:49,369 --> 00:27:52,005 No more screens, either. 552 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,407 The screens were proven to shorten Attention extends and ... 553 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,109 -[Phone Chimes] -OOH! 554 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,944 NO. 555 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,113 You will come and train cricket with me in the garden? 556 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,782 Mom really needs it to work, darling. Why don't you play with Mabel? 557 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:05,752 He refuses to hit the ball. She says she's sorry for ball-y. 558 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,320 Ball-y. 559 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,988 Darling, please go and play cricket with Billy. 560 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,957 I might not! 561 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,260 [Video game beeps continue] 562 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:23,036 It's too much to ask to get some bloody peace all over from my bloody self 563 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,971 for five bloody minutes? 564 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:26,506 [Billy] Internet is down! 565 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,308 [Mabel] I want to watch SpongeBob. 566 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,477 Tell Billy it's my turn. 567 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:34,247 -[Billy] Mummy! -I don't want to be a mom Right now. 568 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,949 [Billy] you've had it for ages! 569 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:38,485 [Mabel] I don't even have it Ask today. It's my turn! 570 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:40,086 -[Billy] Mummy! -[Bridget screams] 571 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,388 [Billy] There's no Internet! 572 00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:44,224 I just want to sit down 573 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:48,862 in echoing silence alone for a moment. 574 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,364 -[Billy] Mummy! Mummy! -Just shut up! 575 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:52,465 [Coperoncinini] 576 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,006 [musical music] 577 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:03,243 [Cartoon Character 1] Shark bait! 578 00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:04,477 Come and get it! 579 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,246 -[Billy chuckles] -[Laughs] 580 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:07,814 [Cartoon character 2] Okay. You asked for it! 581 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,082 Miranda? 582 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,383 Okay, bridge? 583 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,585 What are you doing here? 584 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:15,855 So I was reading the newspaper at Soho House 585 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:20,126 And it was so, so quiet, Do you know? 586 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,529 I just miss all this. 587 00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:28,301 Out of milk, stuff, mess, Children, life. 588 00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:30,003 Lots of that here. 589 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,271 You don't have champagne. 590 00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:33,139 Tip: 591 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,343 Always keep a cold bottle of champagne 592 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:38,378 in the fridge for emergencies. 593 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,214 This is excellent advice. 594 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,449 Cards on the table, 595 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:45,952 I'm thinking to shock my eggs. 596 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:49,089 Apparently, Everyone will go to Denmark 597 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,256 to get sperm. 598 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,591 -OH. -Yes. 599 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,994 But I want what you have. All this. 600 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:59,232 But Soho House and and Sunday documents and cold champagne-- 601 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:00,600 You are free, bridge. 602 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,903 You are liberated from the tyranny of this. 603 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:07,173 You know how many dating apps I use? 604 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:08,408 Could you look sexy? 605 00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,043 Well, I mean... 606 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:13,446 I could still dust off ok given enough time. 607 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,914 No, I mean for this photo. 608 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:16,049 [shutter clicks] 609 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,250 I set you up on Tinder. 610 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,185 -What? -Please. 611 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:21,454 -OH, no, no, no, no, no. -Well, I put you down as a widow. 612 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,456 It's much more romantic and singular. 613 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,359 We all agree that's what you need. 614 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:28,928 [Mabel] What is Tinder? 615 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,196 His... 616 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:33,233 Such a beautiful day. 617 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:36,936 Who wants, um, go to the moor? 618 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,239 -No, I don't want to go! -No, SpongeBob! 619 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,608 Oh, okay. It's not a problem. 620 00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:43,109 Uh, sure. 621 00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,678 Um, stay here, 622 00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:50,383 And I just take it Chocolate buttons. Ooh! 623 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:53,620 -Read them, NATERS! -Don't wait! 624 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:56,089 Children and fresh air and white chocolate buttons. 625 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,591 -I feel like Julie Andrews! -[Phone beeps to phone] 626 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,493 OH! I just matched with someone. 627 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,228 Sorry, Mabel, you just might Come down, actually, 628 00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:03,563 Because you're killing my back. 629 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:07,467 Uh, it's on a street corner... in a van. 630 00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:12,372 -He looks like Jason Statham... -Mmm. 631 00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:14,174 ...if you squint. 632 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,508 In a while, bridge. 633 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,110 Hello, children. We will see each other. 634 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:18,645 -[Both] hi! -HI. 635 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,481 [makes whioshing noise] 636 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:28,688 [Bridget] Oh, like everything calm down once you're out in blue skies 637 00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:32,392 turn children into Lemurs biddable. 638 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:36,496 Obviously Delete Tinder immediately. 639 00:31:36,529 --> 00:31:38,698 But maybe A very quick look first. 640 00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:45,672 Keith? 641 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,575 Who are you, Keith? 642 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:55,415 [gasp] suddenly feel exposed at Whole New World Nashing in plain sight 643 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:57,350 Like Narnia through your back of wardrobe, 644 00:31:57,384 --> 00:32:00,086 But with the lion and witches breaking. 645 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,989 [Billy] Mom! Mabel blocked the tree! 646 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:05,158 -How did it get there? -[Mabel] Mummy! 647 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:06,192 Coming soon! 648 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,561 [gasps] 649 00:32:11,031 --> 00:32:11,698 Okay. 650 00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:14,134 No, it's... okay. 651 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:17,137 -[Billy] I can't even get down. -Everything is fine. I am here. 652 00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:19,439 Uh. 653 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,441 [Wallker] Billy. It's you? 654 00:32:21,474 --> 00:32:23,510 Oh no. It's Mr. Walliker. 655 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:25,478 Is everything all right, Mrs Darcy? 656 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:28,381 [sighs] yes. Super. 657 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,050 I'm just climbing a tree. 658 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,052 -I can see it. -[Bridget giggles] 659 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:32,752 Having fun? 660 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:35,221 YES. Yes, it's really fun. 661 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:36,222 [breathes heavily] 662 00:32:37,824 --> 00:32:40,193 -Are you sure you don't need a hand? -Ninth. 663 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,728 As Einstein said, 664 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:45,231 “What goes up must come down.” 665 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:47,067 -Newton. -YES. 666 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,202 Newton. [chuckles] 667 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:50,570 We will die! 668 00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:53,206 No, we won't die. We're having fun. 669 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,475 [Bridget] We definitely are Going to die. 670 00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:57,777 Clearly you have this Well in the hand. 671 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:00,714 Look, there's a cop. 672 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:05,685 [Bridget] Oh, my God. 673 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:08,054 I climbed a magical man. 674 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:10,290 -Are you stuck? -[Mabel] Yes! 675 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,092 No. [Laughs] 676 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,527 -Do they need help? -Aplare no. 677 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,298 So, I'll... I'll be out then. 678 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:20,066 Bye bye. 679 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:25,372 All right. I'll be out too. 680 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,540 Don't go away. 681 00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:29,642 [Bridget] No, seriously. Don't go away. 682 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:32,212 Wait. I am coming. 683 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,414 [Heath Ranger] Okay. Coming soon. 684 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,216 [effort] 685 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,284 Uh... 686 00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:40,120 Hello. 687 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:42,055 [Heath Ranger] Okay, just… wait. 688 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:45,091 -[GRUNTING] -[bridget strains] 689 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:48,194 Hello. 690 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:49,396 Hi buddy. 691 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:50,697 -Hi, what's your name? -Mabel. 692 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:52,866 -Mabel. -I can't jump down. 693 00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:53,833 [Mabel giggles] 694 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,302 Okay. Well, you sit over there. 695 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:59,172 You feel comfortable and I'll go Over there and get you, okay? 696 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,409 -Okay, are you ready? -Yes. 697 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:04,310 Three, two, one, go! 698 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,280 -[Mabel] I did it! -[Heath Ranger] I have you. Well done. 699 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,848 All right, big man. Your turn. 700 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,751 All right. You've got this, man. There we go. 701 00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:13,153 -Next foot. -[Bridget] Here, honey. 702 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:15,422 [Heath Ranger] and I got you. [Grunts] 703 00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:17,223 Okay, mom. 704 00:34:17,257 --> 00:34:18,525 -All right. -[Screeching] 705 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:19,659 There we go. [chuckles] 706 00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,294 -Okay. -All right. 707 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,295 -[Laughs] -[Gronts] 708 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,198 -Are you okay? -[chuckling] Yes. 709 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,600 YES. [chuckles] 710 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:29,602 Okay. 711 00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:31,604 Thank you. 712 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,175 Thank you. 713 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:35,875 Everything is fine. 714 00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:40,313 Uh, I'm Roxby. But you can call me Roxster. 715 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:42,515 Bridget Jones. 716 00:34:42,549 --> 00:34:44,284 But you can call her mom. 717 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:46,353 Hmm. All right. 718 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,188 [Roxster] Oh. 719 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:50,857 I think this is yours. 720 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:54,627 Thank you. 721 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,864 Anything else I can help with? 722 00:34:57,897 --> 00:34:59,332 [Bridget] God, yes. 723 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:00,367 NO. 724 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:02,802 All right. 725 00:35:02,836 --> 00:35:05,205 It's nice to meet you, Roxy. [chuckles] 726 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:06,906 It's Roxster. 727 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,342 [both chuckle] 728 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:11,911 You too, Bridget Jones. 729 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:21,254 [Bridget] now obsessed with Adonis covering the trees 730 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:25,592 and return to the world to flirt at the same time with workforce. 731 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,561 -Mrs Darcy. -Mr Walliker. 732 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:32,365 Weapon ready, I see. [chuckles] 733 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:35,669 It's nice to see that you are being managed to extricate yourself from that tree. 734 00:35:35,702 --> 00:35:38,238 Oh, yes. They are the children favorite game. 735 00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:42,342 We are completely obsessed with the outdoor life of our home. [chuckles] 736 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,311 Well, I'll have to put you down For our outer journey bound the next term. 737 00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:46,780 It seems like it would be right your way. 738 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,448 [Bridget] Fucking Fuck. 739 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:50,517 Yes. Good. 740 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:53,353 Do you have my slime? I promised I would show Cosmata. 741 00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:56,456 OH. 742 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:00,360 [Mabel] Hey, those are mine. 743 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:01,795 Give it to me. 744 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:03,930 [Mabel Strains] 745 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:07,400 They are actually his. 746 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:08,468 Well, in that case... 747 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:12,906 [Bell Rings] 748 00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:14,708 [Perfect Nicolette] Bridget! 749 00:36:14,741 --> 00:36:16,443 You are dressed correctly. 750 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,545 Strange. 751 00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:20,413 Heading to a meeting. 752 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:22,816 Thinking of returning to my old job. 753 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:25,885 Oh, a job. Oh, I'll put you down For Labor Day then. 754 00:36:25,919 --> 00:36:27,687 [Bridget] Fucking dick fucked dick. 755 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:30,023 Yes, absolutely. 756 00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:32,959 [Speak French] Celestino, Merci. C'est Gentil. 757 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,428 Actually, you're sorry tidying up a bit? 758 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:36,930 Safe. 759 00:36:36,963 --> 00:36:38,698 Uh, what about kids? Do you have a nanny? 760 00:36:38,732 --> 00:36:40,033 Not yet. 761 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:42,769 Oh, I have the perfect person. It's excellent. 762 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,838 She's very pretty, but that It doesn't matter, Bridget, 763 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,906 Because you haven't A husband, 764 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:49,843 So it's absolutely irrelevant How cute and perfect she is. [chuckles] 765 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:51,978 -Sounds good. -Let's go. 766 00:36:52,012 --> 00:36:54,414 -Francesca. -Excuse me. 767 00:36:54,447 --> 00:36:55,749 Marvelous. 768 00:36:55,782 --> 00:36:57,851 It's nothing. I just threw it together. 769 00:36:57,884 --> 00:36:59,386 -Ah. -[kisses] 770 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,354 Bridget? Your donation? 771 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:03,423 Haven't you forgotten? 772 00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:05,925 No. [Laughs] 773 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:08,862 Certainly not. [chuckles] 774 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:11,865 Uh, let's see. 775 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:13,333 Here we are. 776 00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:16,536 Hummus. 777 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:18,004 And, uh... 778 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,745 [Perfect Nicolette] Rice cakes. 779 00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:29,616 And look, they also were already open. 780 00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:30,917 [chuckles] 781 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:33,019 -Nice. -[Phone beeps to phone] 782 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:36,656 Oh. Her name is Chloe, And she will be with you at 6:30. 783 00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:37,724 [Bocci whistles] 784 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,492 Raef! India! Enter. 785 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:40,927 That's enough chatting. 786 00:37:42,796 --> 00:37:44,064 Bridget Jones. 787 00:37:44,864 --> 00:37:46,066 Thank you. 788 00:38:17,831 --> 00:38:19,366 Four. 789 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:20,100 [Elevator] Four. 790 00:38:34,714 --> 00:38:37,717 -Three. -[Elevator] Three. 791 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:39,652 Thank you. 792 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:43,490 [Bridget] This is Bridget Jones around 793 00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:47,027 get into a real one meeting in person. 794 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:51,498 -Breda Jones? -Oh, actually, it is 795 00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:54,167 Bridget Jones, here you are. Excellent. Quick, come with me. 796 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,436 -Thank you, Lizzie. -Thank you. 797 00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,873 It's nice to see you. How were you? 798 00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:02,809 You look hot. 799 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:05,111 OH. Thanks, Richard. [chuckles] 800 00:39:05,145 --> 00:39:08,481 But I think you will find That kind of language is A little out of fashion 801 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,750 -The workplace. -No, I mean shaking. 802 00:39:10,784 --> 00:39:12,485 You're going through the, uh, Do you know? 803 00:39:14,988 --> 00:39:18,124 Bridget, let me introduce you to Talitha. 804 00:39:18,158 --> 00:39:21,761 [Talitha] Richard, what am I should deal with this, huh? 805 00:39:21,795 --> 00:39:23,596 Does it climb? Is it on one leg? 806 00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:26,132 Do you make cartwheels? It's a turtle. It doesn't do anything. 807 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,635 [producer] He can't get out. Who does the dick do you think you are? 808 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,670 Arrogant, self-important Priccio. 809 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:33,907 Say that selfish hole He can rot in hell. 810 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,809 The Dalai Lama is cancelled. 811 00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:37,877 Twat. Shit. 812 00:39:37,911 --> 00:39:40,980 Okay, we have an hour As long as we're not on the air. 813 00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:42,749 We need a replacement. Let me call. 814 00:39:42,782 --> 00:39:44,050 I do Krav Maga with Fergie. 815 00:39:44,084 --> 00:39:45,819 Duchess or black-eyed pea? 816 00:39:45,852 --> 00:39:47,887 Duchess. It could be here in 45. 817 00:39:47,921 --> 00:39:51,725 Talitha, meet Bridget Jones. The best producer we've ever had. 818 00:39:51,758 --> 00:39:52,859 [Bridget] Oh. 819 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,594 I'm sure you are very good too. 820 00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:55,762 Big fan. 821 00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:56,996 Keep it. 822 00:39:57,030 --> 00:39:58,898 I really liked your first work from Chechnya. 823 00:39:58,932 --> 00:40:02,502 [chuckles] Now I'm doing features on incontinent turtles. 824 00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:03,770 Fergie. 825 00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:05,572 Are those glutes burning? 826 00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:06,172 HI. 827 00:40:06,206 --> 00:40:08,608 -HEY. Excuse me. -Right. 828 00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:12,012 Uh, right. Let's get rid of it Of this set please now! 829 00:40:12,045 --> 00:40:14,014 So, what do you think? 830 00:40:14,047 --> 00:40:15,782 Can we lure you back? 831 00:40:15,815 --> 00:40:17,784 [Talitha] Fergie is in. 832 00:40:17,817 --> 00:40:21,054 Someone knows how To make turtle piss silk? 833 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,656 Blotting and mild cleansing. 834 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,992 When can I start? 835 00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:31,097 [Bridget] are groupings of London employees 836 00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:34,801 and contributing significantly to the company. 837 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:39,673 He can walk with his head held high and be a model For Billy and Mabel, 838 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:44,244 saving them from the rest certain future as an alcoholic departments of the state. 839 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:49,616 [Pamela] is super Television is invited Come back. 840 00:40:49,649 --> 00:40:52,052 Of course, I always stayed at home when you were little. 841 00:40:52,085 --> 00:40:53,019 [Bridget] Classic mom. 842 00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:54,688 I can't really talk, Mom. 843 00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:56,856 I have to tidy up Before the nanny gets here. 844 00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:58,224 A nanny? Truly? 845 00:40:58,258 --> 00:41:01,861 Mom doesn't love us anymore. Ow! 846 00:41:01,895 --> 00:41:04,731 [Bridget] has been a mum ever since and one was moving In Audsley House, 847 00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,267 the retirement home We have to pretend it's a hotel, 848 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:09,102 phone calls they were the same. 849 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:11,771 [An] any man on the horizon, Bridget? 850 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:14,874 Well, he has to do it Be someone. Some people I don't mind a widow. 851 00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:16,576 [Bridget] stings a little. 852 00:41:16,609 --> 00:41:18,578 [Pamela] beggars can't Be chosen, Bridget. 853 00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:21,614 And now, look, we're in The hotel kitchen 854 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:24,284 -Dore salmon in the video. Sous. -[Phone beeps to phone] 855 00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:26,619 I mean, it's basically boil-in-the-bag, 856 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,988 But everyone is doing it these days. 857 00:41:29,022 --> 00:41:31,591 [Bridget] Roxster. Defined development. 858 00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:33,126 [Mom] cooking is never really I was your thing. 859 00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:35,762 -[Bell rings] -Oh, he has to go. Hi, mom! 860 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:36,796 [Pamela] Bye, bye. 861 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,198 Oh, God, it's her. 862 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,569 Hi, I'm Chloe. 863 00:41:43,703 --> 00:41:44,671 HI. 864 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:47,974 [Bridget] What the actual fuck? 865 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:50,643 He looks like a movie star. 866 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,145 Chloe, this is Mabel. 867 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,914 Look, I can play the recorder with my nose. 868 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,683 [play recorder] 869 00:41:56,716 --> 00:41:59,019 Kids, this is Chloe. 870 00:41:59,052 --> 00:42:01,021 He's about to come and help with everything. 871 00:42:01,054 --> 00:42:02,889 Nicolette mentioned that it would be Be a challenge, 872 00:42:02,922 --> 00:42:05,025 -but I've definitely seen worse. -OH. 873 00:42:05,058 --> 00:42:07,994 Oh, and this is Billy, the genius of science. 874 00:42:08,028 --> 00:42:11,898 Ooh, we don't have to Children in pigeon. It adds undue pressure. 875 00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:14,000 You've read how to breed An independent child? 876 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,635 Oh, yes. It's on my list, 877 00:42:15,669 --> 00:42:18,972 So don't spoil the ending. [chuckles] 878 00:42:19,005 --> 00:42:20,740 Oh, don't worry, Billy. 879 00:42:20,774 --> 00:42:22,676 It's not about the result. It's about the journey. 880 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,978 There is something to learn Whether you get an A or a C. 881 00:42:25,011 --> 00:42:28,314 [chuckles] Billy never had to c in ... 882 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,116 Who did this? 883 00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:32,185 Mr Walliker. 884 00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:35,722 I drew the earth and the atmosphere, And I put heaven on top. 885 00:42:35,755 --> 00:42:38,892 And Mr Walliker said heaven it was a religious construct. 886 00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:40,193 And he gave me a C. 887 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:42,228 [gasps] Good, Mr. Walliker 888 00:42:42,262 --> 00:42:44,998 he's a fascist obsessed with whistling 889 00:42:45,031 --> 00:42:48,234 with all my soul A non-stick wok. 890 00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:50,670 [Mabel] Where are you hiding Chocolate digestives? 891 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,239 -I did not hide ... -[Crashing] 892 00:42:54,841 --> 00:42:55,875 ...nothing. 893 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:57,243 [Crash Cymbals] 894 00:42:57,277 --> 00:43:00,180 Well, a lot to do here. 895 00:43:00,213 --> 00:43:02,015 ["It's worth" playing] 896 00:43:02,048 --> 00:43:04,684 * If my body was a boat Could you drive it, sailor? * 897 00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:08,088 * Make it heard As if it were one from the 60s Hollywood Trailer ...* 898 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:11,825 [Bridget] consumed with guilt she's a horribly perfect nanny, 899 00:43:11,858 --> 00:43:14,327 Who children will obviously come to love more than hopeless mother 900 00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:16,262 -Since film. -[Phone beeps to phone] 901 00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:18,965 * Ooh, that's what I need Yes, 'Cause* 902 00:43:18,998 --> 00:43:23,136 *I could love you* 903 00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:27,807 *If I really wanted* 904 00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:31,244 * You could be Be my glass of wine* 905 00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:33,913 * When the sun sets Help me exhale all the excess* 906 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:37,417 * Baby, bae, b-b-bae B-b-baby, would you like* 907 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:39,919 -* You could do it Is that okay?* -[Phone beeps to phone] 908 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:41,287 *Or maybe much better?* 909 00:43:41,321 --> 00:43:42,989 * If you wanted it You could do it* 910 00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:45,125 * It's worth it, it's worth it It's worth it, it's worth it* 911 00:43:45,158 --> 00:43:50,130 * Ooh, when I see the sun rise You do it so much better* 912 00:43:50,163 --> 00:43:52,999 *So I hope you will It's worth it, it's worth it...* 913 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:56,403 [Bridget] and Roxster text messages it slowly became part of my life. 914 00:43:56,436 --> 00:44:00,473 A relationship without necessity for the actual meeting, 915 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:04,811 or arrangements, or sex, or any real life. 916 00:44:04,844 --> 00:44:08,982 - In other words, the perfect relationship. -[Phone beeps to phone] 917 00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:11,317 Is it the Adonis tree? 918 00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:14,387 Wait a minute. 919 00:44:14,421 --> 00:44:17,824 You wrote to him “How do you like Tinder?” 920 00:44:17,857 --> 00:44:20,293 Harmless, neutral, a bit boring. 921 00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:24,197 He replied: "I don't know, he joined just to find you, Bridget Jones. " 922 00:44:25,265 --> 00:44:27,400 -Shaglo now. -Mm-mmm. 923 00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:30,270 Then he sent a smiley emoji 924 00:44:30,303 --> 00:44:34,207 And then you answered with the flag of Greece, 925 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,944 an abacus and a duck. 926 00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:42,115 I panicked. 927 00:44:42,148 --> 00:44:43,383 [Customer] Thank you. 928 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:45,318 [Checkout Operator] Who's next? 929 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:48,088 Do you want to go for a drink? 930 00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:50,323 I'm so flattered. 931 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:52,859 Um, but I have a boyfriend. 932 00:44:52,892 --> 00:44:56,796 Well, some kind of guy. I think. 933 00:44:56,830 --> 00:45:00,033 Um, so nice of you to ask, But, um... 934 00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,370 No, thanks. 935 00:45:03,403 --> 00:45:05,805 No, it's part of the meal deal. 936 00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,175 [Miranda giggles] 937 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:10,310 [Talitha] Well, that's easy. 938 00:45:10,343 --> 00:45:13,113 You absolutely have to go. Obviously. 939 00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:16,516 But we texted so a long time. I can't meet him. 940 00:45:16,549 --> 00:45:18,451 I mean, maybe it's like In Jane Austen's time 941 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:20,286 When they did letter writing for months and months 942 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,955 And then suddenly I just got married. 943 00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:25,191 Bridget, sexting a man that you just met in a park 944 00:45:25,225 --> 00:45:26,960 it's nothing like Jane Austen's Day. 945 00:45:26,993 --> 00:45:29,829 -If it doesn't shake him, I will. -I can't. 946 00:45:29,863 --> 00:45:33,199 There's no chance to be naked with a man At this point in my life. 947 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:35,402 You just need a little rebrand. 948 00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:37,103 You'll start by grabbing a slip. 949 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:38,905 -A slip? -Yeah, with a slip, 950 00:45:38,938 --> 00:45:41,374 you can show your arms, your legs, your décolletage, 951 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,043 that I'm always the last to go. 952 00:45:43,076 --> 00:45:44,511 And keep the central area, 953 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:47,414 Which might want gloss Beyond, enchanted. 954 00:45:47,447 --> 00:45:48,982 And get a Brazilian. 955 00:45:49,015 --> 00:45:50,450 God, no. 956 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:52,218 I like it a little of coverage over there. 957 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,120 Or run a comb through it at least. 958 00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:56,222 But also a Brazilian. 959 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,024 Just dusting. Dust it off. 960 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,460 Ok, I'm going! 961 00:46:00,493 --> 00:46:03,296 But I'm not going to sleep with him. 962 00:46:04,931 --> 00:46:07,100 [Bridget] are condoms meant to be colorful? 963 00:46:07,133 --> 00:46:09,102 Is hypersensitive good? 964 00:46:09,135 --> 00:46:11,471 Big? Small? OH. 965 00:46:11,504 --> 00:46:14,908 Maybe just buy a representative selection. 966 00:46:23,249 --> 00:46:24,317 -[Until beep signs] -Regular. 967 00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:27,420 MMM, exotic flavors. 968 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:28,555 [Until beeps] 969 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,224 Thin feel. 970 00:46:31,257 --> 00:46:32,359 [Until beeps] 971 00:46:33,426 --> 00:46:34,894 -Extra large. -[Until beep signs] 972 00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:37,597 -[Until beep signs] -Shine me. 973 00:46:39,499 --> 00:46:41,401 -[Until beep signs] - Crap. 974 00:46:42,602 --> 00:46:44,337 -[Until beep signs] -Shine to me again. 975 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,016 Enjoy your weekend, Mrs. Darcy. 976 00:47:05,058 --> 00:47:06,960 Hello, old friend. 977 00:47:15,135 --> 00:47:16,102 Hmm. 978 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:18,938 [Bridget] Thanks for having it the children tonight. 979 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,440 Always a pleasure, Never a thankless job. 980 00:47:20,473 --> 00:47:21,908 I'll take them to school in the morning. 981 00:47:21,941 --> 00:47:25,912 So you can stay out late as you want. 982 00:47:25,945 --> 00:47:28,048 Offset four years of No fragments. 983 00:47:28,081 --> 00:47:29,449 It's just a drink. 984 00:47:32,185 --> 00:47:33,987 Too transparent? 985 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:36,222 Mmm. Decidedly. 986 00:47:36,256 --> 00:47:37,457 [Bridget sighs] OK. 987 00:47:38,992 --> 00:47:40,093 And this? 988 00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,230 -[Blows Kiss] -OK. 989 00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:46,499 [Bridget] Reality suddenly completely terrifying, 990 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,335 And Mark, and crazy and flaccid. 991 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:49,602 And oh, God, oh, God. 992 00:47:49,636 --> 00:47:50,970 I can't. 993 00:47:51,004 --> 00:47:52,972 -I can't. -OH. What? What? 994 00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:56,009 -No, I really can't. -Aw. Hey, you can. 995 00:47:56,042 --> 00:48:00,080 You just have to think To widen your circle of friends. 996 00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:01,181 That's all. 997 00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:03,950 [Shazzer] hmm? 998 00:48:03,983 --> 00:48:05,251 Come on. 999 00:48:05,285 --> 00:48:07,354 Wear the dress, get out of here 1000 00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:09,589 And widen your fucking circle. 1001 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,610 [Bridget] Oh, God. Look at him. 1002 00:48:30,643 --> 00:48:32,612 What if it was perfect? 1003 00:48:42,188 --> 00:48:43,156 -HI. -[Laughs] 1004 00:48:43,189 --> 00:48:44,124 HELLO. 1005 00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:50,163 It really is an amazing place Around here he was here forever. 1006 00:48:50,196 --> 00:48:51,564 Do you know this area? 1007 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:54,567 Mmm, I was used to it. 1008 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:58,171 Yes, Ranger Heath The fact is it's just a day job. 1009 00:48:58,204 --> 00:49:01,007 -And my true passion is garbage. -[Laughs] 1010 00:49:03,243 --> 00:49:04,444 Really? 1011 00:49:04,477 --> 00:49:08,014 The technical term he is a garbologist. 1012 00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:11,384 I'm a biochemist. Studying to be one. 1013 00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:13,119 You are a student. 1014 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:15,355 One late, anyway. Yes. 1015 00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:17,323 How late? 1016 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,558 I'm 28 years old. 1017 00:49:19,526 --> 00:49:21,127 I am joking. 1018 00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:22,495 I am 29 years old. 1019 00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:24,631 [Bridget] Fuck. 1020 00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:27,300 It's closer for me or Billy? 1021 00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:28,568 And you? 1022 00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:31,237 You are... 1023 00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:33,340 Slightly older. 1024 00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:36,476 I'll say 35. 1025 00:49:36,509 --> 00:49:38,078 YES. 1026 00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:39,112 Bull's Eye. 1027 00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:41,648 Let's say 35. 1028 00:49:41,681 --> 00:49:43,149 -Mmm. Thirty-five it is. -MM-HMM. 1029 00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,619 Is 35 okay? 1030 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,555 I think older women 1031 00:49:48,588 --> 00:49:51,324 Women always so slightly old, 1032 00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,094 have a wiser outlook on life. 1033 00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:56,363 You know, they are more experienced 1034 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:59,666 and more emotionally mature. 1035 00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:01,534 [Bridget] me in short. 1036 00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:04,537 I find him very attractive. 1037 00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:31,231 [Bridget] Oh, God. I have no idea how anyone this works better than that. 1038 00:50:32,732 --> 00:50:34,601 Is everything okay if I kiss you? 1039 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:40,807 [Bridget] AW. The generation that asks. 1040 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,176 I think That would be acceptable. 1041 00:51:27,654 --> 00:51:29,289 [breathing heavily] 1042 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,596 Just give me a moment. 1043 00:51:36,629 --> 00:51:37,664 [chuckles] 1044 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,642 My God. 1045 00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:52,846 What are you doing? 1046 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:16,603 ["Toes" playing] 1047 00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:19,773 *Put your hand down, boy* 1048 00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:22,942 *Welcome to my zoo* 1049 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:26,546 *Put your head in My big, wild black while 1050 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:29,683 *I can still help you* 1051 00:52:29,716 --> 00:52:32,786 *See the snake baboon* 1052 00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:35,922 * Funky, chic and smooth* 1053 00:52:35,955 --> 00:52:39,659 * Honey, you can spy The divine monkey of monkey* 1054 00:52:39,693 --> 00:52:43,963 *Because he can see you* 1055 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,668 I... 1056 00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:49,803 Are you okay? 1057 00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:51,271 Yes. It's just... 1058 00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,507 Yes. Okay. 1059 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,776 Oh. It's really tight. 1060 00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:57,977 [Bridget giggles] 1061 00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:04,284 * I am a man I'm a twisted fool 1062 00:53:04,317 --> 00:53:07,554 *My hands are also twisted...* 1063 00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:09,422 [Discordant piano notes] 1064 00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:11,791 -[Barney Canting] *I am an animal...* -OH, God. 1065 00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:14,294 * ... starting with E* 1066 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,562 -Mabel's. -Ah. 1067 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:16,696 ["Toes" continues to play] 1068 00:53:16,730 --> 00:53:17,964 *I am a man* 1069 00:53:17,997 --> 00:53:20,767 *I'm a twisted fool* 1070 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,937 *My hands are twisted too* 1071 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:26,406 * Five fingers Two black clogs* 1072 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:27,741 You make me so hard, baby. 1073 00:53:27,774 --> 00:53:30,543 [breathes heavily] You make me hard. 1074 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,413 What? 1075 00:53:33,446 --> 00:53:34,681 [laughing] 1076 00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:36,916 *Go Goes and I can smile* 1077 00:53:36,950 --> 00:53:42,022 *I'm crooked but upright* 1078 00:53:56,736 --> 00:53:57,837 [sighs] 1079 00:54:10,617 --> 00:54:12,018 [chuckles] 1080 00:54:12,052 --> 00:54:14,354 How did this happen? I'm using protection. 1081 00:54:14,387 --> 00:54:15,555 [laughing] 1082 00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:16,823 ["Pearls" playing] 1083 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:22,729 * La, la, la, la Whoo* 1084 00:54:22,762 --> 00:54:24,698 *I'm like this from nine to five* 1085 00:54:24,731 --> 00:54:26,032 -Hi, bridge. -Morning. 1086 00:54:26,066 --> 00:54:27,701 I have a coffee And I have Ricky Gervais 1087 00:54:27,734 --> 00:54:29,736 Requests for today's show. 1088 00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:31,805 -Seriously? [gasps] -Yes. 1089 00:54:31,838 --> 00:54:33,773 -It's big. -Yes. 1090 00:54:33,807 --> 00:54:36,009 -The relaxation corner. -Uh-huh. 1091 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:38,378 Three full length mirrors. 1092 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:41,448 And he will only use La mer For some reason? 1093 00:54:41,481 --> 00:54:42,916 [chuckles] I know. 1094 00:54:42,949 --> 00:54:45,518 -OOH. Three, please. -[Elevator] Three. 1095 00:54:45,552 --> 00:54:47,420 Did you have sex last night? 1096 00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:49,656 What? NO. 1097 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:51,057 *You don't get a hold of me* 1098 00:54:51,091 --> 00:54:53,626 Sam! Ricky Gervais is on his way. 1099 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:56,529 And, apparently, he won't drink Evian, only Icelandic water. 1100 00:54:56,563 --> 00:54:58,832 And it must have a lot of alkalines. 1101 00:54:59,766 --> 00:55:01,001 Or no alkaline. 1102 00:55:01,768 --> 00:55:02,936 Um... 1103 00:55:03,903 --> 00:55:05,672 Did you have sex last night? 1104 00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:07,640 What? NO! 1105 00:55:07,674 --> 00:55:09,509 *La, la, la, la* 1106 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:11,077 [Grug] God! 1107 00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:13,513 Tape measure, please. Soon. 1108 00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:18,718 The pillow cannot be more than 40 centimeters from The floor for Ricky. 1109 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:20,420 Did you have sex last night? 1110 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:26,960 [groans] Yes. I did. All right? I did it. 1111 00:55:26,993 --> 00:55:31,898 I spent a whole night absolutely mind-blowing sex 1112 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:36,770 with trash covering the trees expert Adonis who could be slightly younger, probably. 1113 00:55:36,803 --> 00:55:40,707 And it was fantastic! 1114 00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:42,409 All right? 1115 00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:44,144 So what? 1116 00:55:46,746 --> 00:55:48,081 [audience applauds] 1117 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,585 [Cheering] 1118 00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:55,822 *Lost in romance* 1119 00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:58,458 *Let's dance, ooh* 1120 00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:00,593 *Shake it down to the pearls Go to hell* 1121 00:56:00,627 --> 00:56:02,595 *La, la, la, la* 1122 00:56:02,629 --> 00:56:04,731 [Bridget] I'm not just a mother and be sexual, 1123 00:56:04,764 --> 00:56:07,967 but also a capable working woman On top of his game. 1124 00:56:08,001 --> 00:56:10,003 So take it, Chloe. 1125 00:56:10,036 --> 00:56:13,473 I made macaroni and cheese, but with butternut Squash instead. 1126 00:56:13,506 --> 00:56:15,975 It's in the bottom oven. It just needs to move to the top in about 20 minutes. 1127 00:56:16,009 --> 00:56:18,144 Well. Well. Right. 1128 00:56:18,178 --> 00:56:20,580 It's just how I would do it. 1129 00:56:20,613 --> 00:56:22,048 Um... oh, Chloe, 1130 00:56:22,082 --> 00:56:24,217 Uh, that would be really helpful 1131 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,619 to make their own water bottles the night before. 1132 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:28,154 In the fridge. Top right. 1133 00:56:28,188 --> 00:56:29,756 Where was the expired milk? 1134 00:56:29,789 --> 00:56:33,493 Oh, great. Great. Um... 1135 00:56:33,526 --> 00:56:36,763 Billy will need something more For a snack tomorrow. 1136 00:56:36,796 --> 00:56:38,631 -He has... -Cricket, yes. 1137 00:56:38,665 --> 00:56:40,767 In a snack bag. Labeled. From the bread basket. 1138 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,536 -Shall we make a bread basket? -And I have to leave, I'm afraid. 1139 00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,538 Graham and I have Tai Chi on Thursday. 1140 00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:48,008 6:45 Sharp, but first To get the place you want. 1141 00:56:48,041 --> 00:56:50,043 OH. [chuckles] 'Course. 1142 00:56:50,076 --> 00:56:52,645 You and Graham enjoy it Your Tai Chi. 1143 00:56:52,679 --> 00:56:55,181 Oh, you forgot to leave it out Billy's Cricket Things, 1144 00:56:55,215 --> 00:56:56,683 But it doesn't matter. I will do it. 1145 00:56:56,716 --> 00:56:58,118 Bag packed by the door. 1146 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,221 [sighs deeply] 1147 00:57:02,889 --> 00:57:04,224 [Bridget] However, 1148 00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:07,660 secret for calm, happier parenting: 1149 00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,662 -A night's sleep. -[Bell rings] 1150 00:57:11,097 --> 00:57:14,534 Although, It wasn't just one night. 1151 00:57:16,102 --> 00:57:17,570 He brought a cake. 1152 00:57:18,638 --> 00:57:19,939 Hmm. 1153 00:57:19,973 --> 00:57:21,975 ["What a wonderful thing Love is "playing] 1154 00:57:23,977 --> 00:57:25,545 [Roxster chuckles] 1155 00:57:26,012 --> 00:57:27,747 It was fun. 1156 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:30,550 [Bridget] and so, a moment turned into an appointment, 1157 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:33,486 which turned into a kiss. 1158 00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,223 That turned into one night. 1159 00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:40,560 *Ooh* 1160 00:57:40,593 --> 00:57:41,761 [Bridget giggles] 1161 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:46,666 *What a wonderful thing...* 1162 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:50,103 [Bridget] and the night turned into a summer. 1163 00:57:50,136 --> 00:57:51,971 [Bridget, Roxster chuckles] 1164 00:57:52,005 --> 00:57:55,208 * I can see You're there now* 1165 00:57:56,943 --> 00:57:58,978 * And you are The most beautiful thing* 1166 00:57:59,012 --> 00:58:01,047 *In the crowd* 1167 00:58:02,682 --> 00:58:09,222 * And guess who Laugh out loud, but I* 1168 00:58:10,790 --> 00:58:15,028 *You showed me love* 1169 00:58:16,062 --> 00:58:19,866 *What are you giving me* 1170 00:58:19,899 --> 00:58:21,801 * Child...* 1171 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:23,003 [laughing] 1172 00:58:23,036 --> 00:58:25,305 *Aren't you holding your hand?* 1173 00:58:26,439 --> 00:58:31,077 * Let me know I'm your man* 1174 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:34,948 *And it shows I'm not ashamed* 1175 00:58:34,981 --> 00:58:37,717 *I walk on the floor* 1176 00:58:37,751 --> 00:58:41,888 *When you leave me* 1177 00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:43,156 [Whooping] 1178 00:58:43,189 --> 00:58:45,325 *Hey, baby* 1179 00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:49,329 *I don't know about you* 1180 00:58:51,264 --> 00:58:55,201 * Let me tell you what I will do* 1181 00:58:56,403 --> 00:59:01,741 * I'll try to do My dreams come true* 1182 00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:04,244 *With you* 1183 00:59:04,277 --> 00:59:05,912 Morning. Welcome back. 1184 00:59:05,945 --> 00:59:08,081 -Great morning, Mr. Walliker. -Morning. 1185 00:59:08,114 --> 00:59:09,916 -Morning. -Mrs Darcy. 1186 00:59:09,949 --> 00:59:10,984 How they were Your summer holidays? 1187 00:59:11,017 --> 00:59:12,152 Now I have a new dad. 1188 00:59:12,185 --> 00:59:13,319 His name is Roxster, 1189 00:59:13,353 --> 00:59:15,021 And he always gives mom 1190 00:59:15,055 --> 00:59:16,690 a fun hairstyle in in the morning. 1191 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:18,825 Yes, good. It's not that funny, Is it Mabel? 1192 00:59:18,858 --> 00:59:20,326 AND. 1193 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,263 He's not a new dad. He's just someone. 1194 00:59:25,231 --> 00:59:26,266 Go. 1195 00:59:28,101 --> 00:59:29,869 Well, looks like congratulations they are in order. 1196 00:59:31,771 --> 00:59:33,206 [blows whistle] You! 1197 00:59:33,239 --> 00:59:35,375 -NO. You two. Come on. -Bye, mom. Until we meet again. HI. 1198 00:59:35,408 --> 00:59:37,077 [in French] Biso, biso, biso. 1199 00:59:37,110 --> 00:59:39,846 Bridget, I sent you an email from Anguilla approximately, um-- 1200 00:59:39,879 --> 00:59:42,849 Labor Day, yes. I come prepared. 1201 00:59:42,882 --> 00:59:47,287 I have to say, It's a welcome change, all... this. [chuckles] 1202 00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:49,656 Thanks. [chuckles] 1203 00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:53,226 [chatter] 1204 00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:55,228 [Walliker] Alright, everyone. Settle down. 1205 00:59:55,261 --> 00:59:57,097 Settle down. Thank you. 1206 00:59:57,130 --> 00:59:58,832 Um, so... 1207 00:59:58,865 --> 01:00:02,168 The last term, Daveed's father he was kind enough to talk to us 1208 01:00:02,202 --> 01:00:04,037 about being a thoracic surgeon, 1209 01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:06,339 And next week, Eugenie's mom will be inside 1210 01:00:06,373 --> 01:00:09,209 To talk about his role As a nuclear physicist, 1211 01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:11,444 And how it felt to win the Nobel Prize. 1212 01:00:11,478 --> 01:00:14,814 But today she is Billy's mother. 1213 01:00:14,848 --> 01:00:17,917 So, everyone, give it a warm Welcome to Mrs. Darcy. 1214 01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:19,152 [applause] 1215 01:00:22,822 --> 01:00:23,790 Hello. 1216 01:00:26,826 --> 01:00:28,161 Um. [clears throat] 1217 01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:31,765 I am a television producer. 1218 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:35,869 My mom says television it is rotting society. 1219 01:00:35,902 --> 01:00:37,437 YES. Well, thanks, Priscilla. 1220 01:00:37,470 --> 01:00:40,807 [Bridget] OK. Can we have a volunteer? 1221 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,808 [sneeze] 1222 01:00:41,841 --> 01:00:43,710 Thank you, Esmeralda. 1223 01:00:51,484 --> 01:00:52,752 Right. 1224 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:55,955 You can stay here. 1225 01:00:55,989 --> 01:00:57,190 Very good. 1226 01:00:57,223 --> 01:01:00,026 And you're about to say things like, 1227 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,295 "Ten seconds on the air!" 1228 01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:06,466 And I will be the interviewer for the day. 1229 01:01:07,834 --> 01:01:08,968 Now... 1230 01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:10,437 [Bridget Grunts] 1231 01:01:12,872 --> 01:01:13,840 As soon as... 1232 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:18,745 [sighs] right. OK. 1233 01:01:18,778 --> 01:01:23,416 Perhaps Mr. Walliker might be the person being interviewed. 1234 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:25,952 Sit down. 1235 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,922 Uh, right. 1236 01:01:28,955 --> 01:01:30,824 Now, topic. 1237 01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:36,262 -The life cycle of the fruit fly. Hmm? -[Laughs] 1238 01:01:36,296 --> 01:01:37,497 Well, okay. 1239 01:01:39,499 --> 01:01:42,736 Ooh. Ten seconds on air! 1240 01:01:44,104 --> 01:01:45,939 Hi, this is Bridget Jones, 1241 01:01:45,972 --> 01:01:49,776 And I'm happy to have it Mr Walliker on the show today 1242 01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:53,880 to help us understand The life cycle of the fruit fly. 1243 01:01:53,913 --> 01:01:55,448 Um, well, it's a... 1244 01:01:55,482 --> 01:01:57,217 It's a pleasure to be on the show. 1245 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,986 And, um, thank you for this question. 1246 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,287 Um... [smacks lips] 1247 01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:03,223 Well, the, uh, the average... 1248 01:02:03,256 --> 01:02:04,924 [Stammer] 1249 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,092 Thanks. 1250 01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:08,061 Uh, the average fly takes approx 1251 01:02:08,094 --> 01:02:09,362 Two weeks to mature 1252 01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:13,099 and can live all the time like 40 or 50 days. 1253 01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:16,836 Then, Like all living beings, When he dies, he simply stops. 1254 01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:18,004 Cell phone shutdown. 1255 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:20,173 Falls, gradually decomposes, 1256 01:02:20,206 --> 01:02:22,208 and become part of the soil system. 1257 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:24,277 But it really ends when dies? 1258 01:02:26,212 --> 01:02:28,314 Exactly, Mr. Walliker. 1259 01:02:28,348 --> 01:02:31,051 Surely there is more to come the story. 1260 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:36,456 Um, well. Well, not really. 1261 01:02:37,323 --> 01:02:39,492 But yes. [chuckles] 1262 01:02:39,526 --> 01:02:44,364 After the body of the fruit fly stops working, 1263 01:02:44,397 --> 01:02:47,267 uh, then the soul of the fruit fly 1264 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:50,236 can he be free, yes? 1265 01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:52,405 And that particular fruit fly 1266 01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:56,376 will always be, in some senses, be with us. 1267 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:03,149 -The soul of the fruit fly? -Hmm. 1268 01:03:03,183 --> 01:03:04,617 There is no evidence for a soul, 1269 01:03:04,651 --> 01:03:08,955 But the body is a perfect system of electrical impulses, 1270 01:03:08,988 --> 01:03:11,524 powered by the heart, which is in itself 1271 01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:14,494 -at the pump, if you want... -The soul, Mr. Walliker, 1272 01:03:14,527 --> 01:03:17,464 it is the essence of every living thing. 1273 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:19,899 If you think We are simply pieces of machinery 1274 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:21,468 which can be turned on or off, 1275 01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:23,336 So where does art come from? 1276 01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:26,139 Oh wonder? Or poetry? 1277 01:03:26,172 --> 01:03:27,540 -Magic? -Magic? 1278 01:03:27,574 --> 01:03:29,342 The fruit fly, when it dies, 1279 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:32,278 he will stay with his fruit fly family forever. 1280 01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:34,981 Keep the conversation on point, Bridget. 1281 01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:36,649 [Wallker] This is complete nonsense. 1282 01:03:36,683 --> 01:03:40,487 Our world is governed for laws and facts. 1283 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,288 This is our universe. 1284 01:03:42,322 --> 01:03:44,190 -And it's rational. -Cut! 1285 01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:46,192 I'm a realist, Mrs Darcy. 1286 01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:48,128 I believe in what is real. 1287 01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:49,396 Cut! 1288 01:03:50,563 --> 01:03:52,932 [Bridget] Go to Talitha's birthday party. 1289 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:55,468 Are you sure you're ok stay tonight? 1290 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:58,471 It's Thursday. I thought you And Graham had Tai Chi. 1291 01:03:58,505 --> 01:04:01,141 Won't kill him to waste a week, Will he do it? 1292 01:04:01,174 --> 01:04:02,942 It's so tense. 1293 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:06,946 Oh, you're cute, Bridget. 1294 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,481 OH! [chuckles] 1295 01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:10,650 Ooh. [chuckling] 1296 01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:12,919 Oh, try this. 1297 01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:21,227 There. 1298 01:04:21,261 --> 01:04:22,595 Thanks, Chloe. 1299 01:04:25,331 --> 01:04:28,068 Billy! Mabei! Snacks on the table. 1300 01:04:32,272 --> 01:04:35,508 So where is he? Isn't it coming? 1301 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:38,244 Oh, okay. He must have been detained. 1302 01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:40,980 -What? Somehow garbage emergency? -OH. 1303 01:04:41,014 --> 01:04:43,016 -It probably had to end his tasks. -[Tom] Stop him. 1304 01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:44,517 I hope it gets here before the time of history. 1305 01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:46,386 [Bridget] Shut up! 1306 01:04:46,419 --> 01:04:48,288 [Tom] Come the fuck, bridge. 1307 01:04:48,321 --> 01:04:49,723 This guy really exists 1308 01:04:49,756 --> 01:04:52,325 Or is it, um, like it used to be 1309 01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:53,960 that you saw Brad Pitt at Costa Coffee? 1310 01:04:53,993 --> 01:04:56,529 -The him. Era. -Come on. Truly? 1311 01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,264 -[Miranda] Happy birthday. -Lovely to see you. 1312 01:04:58,298 --> 01:05:00,300 What the hell are you holding? 1313 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,135 Oh, Petula. [Coos] 1314 01:05:02,168 --> 01:05:03,403 A gift for myself 1315 01:05:03,436 --> 01:05:05,972 And I already prefer it to any human being. 1316 01:05:06,006 --> 01:05:07,340 [gasps] Oh, hi. 1317 01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,575 [Guests] *Happy Birthday* 1318 01:05:08,608 --> 01:05:10,643 Oh, here. You can hold my baby 1319 01:05:10,677 --> 01:05:12,445 While I feign surprise at the cake 1320 01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:15,248 that I chose and bought for myself. 1321 01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:17,217 Oh, look! Look at it! 1322 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,452 * Happy Birthday, dear Talitha* 1323 01:05:19,486 --> 01:05:21,388 Thanks. Oh, look. 1324 01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:26,426 *Happy Birthday* 1325 01:05:26,459 --> 01:05:27,694 [Encouraging guests] 1326 01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:31,131 [Glass clinks] 1327 01:05:31,164 --> 01:05:32,432 Thanks. 1328 01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:36,503 Thank you very much to come today 1329 01:05:36,536 --> 01:05:40,140 To help me celebrate, well, me. 1330 01:05:40,173 --> 01:05:41,374 [guests laughing] 1331 01:05:41,408 --> 01:05:42,776 We love you, Talitha. 1332 01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:44,978 -[All] Talitha! -[Tom] Talitha! Happy birthday. 1333 01:05:46,479 --> 01:05:48,314 Token, acoustic signal. Token, acoustic signal. 1334 01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:50,450 [Bridget] Binko Carruthers. 1335 01:05:50,483 --> 01:05:52,419 Oh, please don't come. Please don't do this. 1336 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:53,753 Token, acoustic signal. 1337 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:57,524 Here she is. The famous Bridget Jones. 1338 01:05:57,557 --> 01:06:00,593 So I told cosmo I'd take you out for a ride. 1339 01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:01,594 How's Friday going? 1340 01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:03,530 -[Barks] -[garnishes] 1341 01:06:03,563 --> 01:06:06,099 -[Tom] Fuck, no! -[Guest Clamour] 1342 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:09,235 Jude, get in there. Come on, get the dick in there! God, help! 1343 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:11,204 My God. OH! 1344 01:06:11,237 --> 01:06:13,540 -[Talitha] Petula, come on, darling. -[Tom] Petula! Petula! 1345 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:14,607 ["Mad About the Boy" playing] 1346 01:06:14,641 --> 01:06:16,776 *I'm angry for the boy* 1347 01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:21,715 *And I know it's stupid* 1348 01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:24,617 *Being crazy about the guy* 1349 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,419 Who is that? 1350 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:28,621 *I'm leaving so much* 1351 01:06:28,655 --> 01:06:33,626 * But he has to admit it The sleepless nights I've had* 1352 01:06:35,362 --> 01:06:36,796 *Information about the boy* 1353 01:06:38,832 --> 01:06:40,233 [gasps] 1354 01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:42,402 *Ooh, ooh, ooh* 1355 01:06:42,435 --> 01:06:44,104 *On the big screen...* 1356 01:06:44,137 --> 01:06:45,138 [Encouraging guests] 1357 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:51,311 * Melts my silly heart In every single scene * 1358 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:56,483 -*Although I am quite aware...* -[Talitha panting] 1359 01:06:56,516 --> 01:06:58,485 * That here and there They are traces ...* 1360 01:06:58,518 --> 01:07:00,553 -I think this belongs to you. -Thank you. 1361 01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:06,159 *Information about the boy* 1362 01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:08,828 [Whoops party guest] 1363 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:14,634 * Lord knows I'm not a silly girl* 1364 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:17,804 -Hello. -HI. 1365 01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:19,773 *I really shouldn't worry* 1366 01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:27,614 * Lord knows I'm not a school girl* 1367 01:07:28,848 --> 01:07:31,551 *Who is in the barrage...* 1368 01:07:31,584 --> 01:07:33,353 Sorry I'm late. The buses were a nightmare. 1369 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:34,587 All right. 1370 01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:38,358 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1371 01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:40,593 He just jumped out of my arms. 1372 01:07:40,627 --> 01:07:43,329 Don't apologize. 1373 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,165 Oh, my dear. 1374 01:07:45,198 --> 01:07:46,833 Let me help you of those wet clothes. 1375 01:07:46,866 --> 01:07:48,902 No. Don't you dare fix it. 1376 01:07:48,935 --> 01:07:51,604 -H you're gorgeous. -H you're gorgeous. 1377 01:07:51,638 --> 01:07:55,108 *All because I'm crazy* 1378 01:07:56,209 --> 01:08:01,614 *Information about the boy* 1379 01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:05,885 Now that, my dear, that's what I call a rebrand. 1380 01:08:07,654 --> 01:08:09,756 HI. I'm Roxster. 1381 01:08:10,623 --> 01:08:12,158 ["Praise You You" playing] 1382 01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:24,137 [laughing] 1383 01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:31,578 * We've come a long way Long road together* 1384 01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:33,680 I hope he's up to it, darling. 1385 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:36,182 * Through the difficult times And the good* 1386 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:40,620 * I have to celebrate you Child* 1387 01:08:40,653 --> 01:08:44,891 * I must praise you as I should* 1388 01:08:44,924 --> 01:08:47,160 *I must praise you* 1389 01:08:49,596 --> 01:08:51,331 *I must praise you* 1390 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,735 *I must praise you* 1391 01:08:55,769 --> 01:08:58,238 -Hello. -OH, fuck you. 1392 01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:02,475 * I must praise you as I should* 1393 01:09:02,509 --> 01:09:04,344 *I must praise you* 1394 01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:13,286 *I must praise you* 1395 01:09:16,756 --> 01:09:18,358 ["I want some sugar In my bowl "playing] 1396 01:09:18,391 --> 01:09:23,730 * I want some sugar In my bowl* 1397 01:09:23,763 --> 01:09:25,398 [Bridget] If there is a god, 1398 01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:27,801 I'm sure he had more to do with that night 1399 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:29,969 of my personal happiness, 1400 01:09:30,003 --> 01:09:33,807 But it seemed like he got it the night of everything else 1401 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,709 To focus on me. 1402 01:09:37,844 --> 01:09:39,913 But then... 1403 01:09:39,946 --> 01:09:41,815 I wish I had a time machine. 1404 01:09:41,848 --> 01:09:43,717 *Feeling so funny* 1405 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:48,755 *I feel so sad* 1406 01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:49,956 *What's the matter, baby?* 1407 01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:51,624 [Bridget] A time machine. 1408 01:09:51,658 --> 01:09:54,027 *Come on, save my soul* 1409 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,496 [Bridget] in her moment of intoxicated joy, 1410 01:09:56,529 --> 01:09:58,798 He had given himself away. 1411 01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:04,504 *In my bowl* 1412 01:10:04,537 --> 01:10:06,373 [Bridget] He cared. 1413 01:10:06,406 --> 01:10:11,444 And with that came the elephant stomping heavily into the room. 1414 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,348 [Birds chirping] 1415 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:27,794 ["A Little Respect" playing] 1416 01:10:27,827 --> 01:10:30,030 *I try to find out...* 1417 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:31,898 [Talitha] This happens to all of us, James. 1418 01:10:31,931 --> 01:10:35,735 -[Guest Speaking] -[Audience laughs] 1419 01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:38,004 [Guest] Oh, I have about 60 naps a day. 1420 01:10:38,038 --> 01:10:39,939 [Guest, audience laughing] 1421 01:10:39,973 --> 01:10:43,576 [Guest] Well, 60 in the morning and a nap in the afternoon. 1422 01:10:43,610 --> 01:10:47,580 [Talitha] yes, but you have So many interesting characters In this show. 1423 01:10:47,614 --> 01:10:49,616 So this show is for… 1424 01:10:49,649 --> 01:10:50,984 [Bridget] Ghosting. 1425 01:10:51,017 --> 01:10:52,852 The practice of the finale a relationship 1426 01:10:52,886 --> 01:10:54,754 from suddenly and without explanation 1427 01:10:54,788 --> 01:10:57,057 withdraw from All communication. 1428 01:10:58,792 --> 01:11:02,062 * What do you give me No reason why you...* 1429 01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:05,932 [Bridget] the slow introduction of reality and denial. 1430 01:11:05,965 --> 01:11:08,034 * What do you give me no What are you giving me no* 1431 01:11:08,068 --> 01:11:10,837 * What do you give me no What are you giving me no...* 1432 01:11:10,870 --> 01:11:12,539 [Bridget] Casual cruelty. 1433 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:17,911 *I hear you calling* 1434 01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:23,016 *Oh, baby, please...* 1435 01:11:23,049 --> 01:11:25,051 -[Phone beeps to phone] -[Wallker blowing whistle] 1436 01:11:25,085 --> 01:11:29,389 *Give some respect* 1437 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:35,795 *To me* 1438 01:11:35,829 --> 01:11:38,465 *What religion or reason* 1439 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:42,569 * It could cause a man To abandon her lover?* 1440 01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:44,070 *Don't tell me no...* 1441 01:11:44,104 --> 01:11:46,139 [Bridget] Don't text when it's a ghost. 1442 01:11:46,172 --> 01:11:49,843 * Don't tell me no Soul...* 1443 01:11:49,876 --> 01:11:52,078 [Bridget] Don't text when drunk. 1444 01:11:52,112 --> 01:11:55,115 *I hear you calling* 1445 01:11:56,116 --> 01:12:01,421 *Oh, baby, please* 1446 01:12:02,589 --> 01:12:06,426 *Give some respect* 1447 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:10,964 *To me* 1448 01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,175 Ghost the Bastard Back, Bridget. 1449 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,011 Just let it disintegrate into nothingness. 1450 01:12:25,045 --> 01:12:26,913 It can be a jungle out there. 1451 01:12:26,946 --> 01:12:29,482 Yes. And I'm the giant panda, 1452 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:32,852 sexually obsolete and doomed be alone forever. 1453 01:12:32,886 --> 01:12:36,122 No. You will adapt and survive Like we all do. 1454 01:12:36,156 --> 01:12:39,526 I was on the cover of Vanity Fairin A flak jacket. 1455 01:12:39,559 --> 01:12:42,629 And now I'm on the cover of good housekeeping with a pavlova. 1456 01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:43,697 Cathy... 1457 01:12:44,831 --> 01:12:46,566 Where's your special stuff? 1458 01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:50,470 HD TV was An extinction level event 1459 01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:53,673 for the fearless Career TV presenter. 1460 01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:57,477 I'm about to inaugurate you in your next chapter. 1461 01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:00,847 [Cathy] Lip Serum. I get it on the dark web. 1462 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,216 -Is it legal? -Absolutely. 1463 01:13:03,249 --> 01:13:04,517 In Venezuela. 1464 01:13:05,051 --> 01:13:06,186 Here, take it. 1465 01:13:09,656 --> 01:13:13,159 Adapt and survive. 1466 01:13:14,994 --> 01:13:17,530 [Bridget] Adapt and survive. 1467 01:13:19,232 --> 01:13:21,968 Ooh. Something is Definitely happen. 1468 01:13:22,002 --> 01:13:25,772 It's either disastrous or totally awesome. 1469 01:13:25,805 --> 01:13:27,107 Mummy! 1470 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,510 [confused] Hello, darling. 1471 01:13:30,543 --> 01:13:32,178 [Bridget] shit. What's happening to my voice? 1472 01:13:32,212 --> 01:13:33,847 Mabel's shoes are on the wrong feet. 1473 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,749 No. My feet are on the wrong legs. 1474 01:13:35,782 --> 01:13:37,517 [Bridget, Wallker Recipe] 1475 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:39,219 Silly thing. 1476 01:13:39,252 --> 01:13:42,222 Mom, something's wrong with your mouth. 1477 01:13:43,156 --> 01:13:44,090 NO. 1478 01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:45,692 [Laughs] No, there isn't. 1479 01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:47,527 Yes, there is. I wait. 1480 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,562 Your lips they're all funny right there. 1481 01:13:49,596 --> 01:13:51,865 [confused, lisping] Honey, don't be ridiculous. 1482 01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:55,502 All right, Mabel, let's go These have been exchanged, right? 1483 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,171 Out pop. All right. 1484 01:13:58,204 --> 01:14:01,875 I wouldn't do it again if I was you, Mrs. Darcy. 1485 01:14:01,908 --> 01:14:03,176 You looked great to begin with. 1486 01:14:04,811 --> 01:14:06,146 [Walliker] Okay. 1487 01:14:06,179 --> 01:14:08,882 [laughing] You're trying to look younger 1488 01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:14,220 and the effects were marked similarities with those of an elderly stroke victim. 1489 01:14:14,254 --> 01:14:16,122 [laughing] 1490 01:14:16,156 --> 01:14:18,992 You're really drooling now. 1491 01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,129 Oh dear. [Inales] 1492 01:14:23,163 --> 01:14:26,066 Now, deeply aware As they are of my waiting room 1493 01:14:26,099 --> 01:14:29,102 filled to capacity with real patients-- 1494 01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:31,271 not to mention the fact that I am a gynecologist 1495 01:14:31,304 --> 01:14:33,606 and that detail The set of lips is, 1496 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,609 So to speak, in general, At the wrong end 1497 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:39,612 Anyway I'm going to Ask yourself the question, 1498 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,248 "Bridget, are you okay?" 1499 01:14:42,282 --> 01:14:45,085 A simple yes will be enough. 1500 01:14:46,319 --> 01:14:47,721 NO. 1501 01:14:49,622 --> 01:14:51,291 It's all your fault. 1502 01:14:51,925 --> 01:14:53,793 [Lisping] 1503 01:15:15,715 --> 01:15:17,617 [tears] 1504 01:15:21,154 --> 01:15:22,655 [Paper Ripping] 1505 01:15:33,166 --> 01:15:35,902 "Twat." Sorry, It's the doctor's handwriting. 1506 01:15:35,935 --> 01:15:37,671 This is a in the middle there. 1507 01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:42,308 [sighs] now, I prefer zoning After "pajamas", 1508 01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:45,311 But a boy toy is not the answer, Bridget, and neither are large lips. 1509 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,014 You are a widow 1510 01:15:48,048 --> 01:15:50,150 With two wonderful children Who adores you. 1511 01:15:50,183 --> 01:15:52,052 You're just trying to cope a shitty situation. 1512 01:15:52,085 --> 01:15:53,720 Embrace the chaos. 1513 01:15:55,221 --> 01:15:57,390 He's just a simple allergy sufferer reaction to 1514 01:15:57,424 --> 01:16:00,927 hydroxymethoxyphenyl propylmethylmethoxybenzofuran 1515 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:04,698 In any infernal concoction You smeared it on your mouth. 1516 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:07,734 -[Whimpers] -[Dr Rawlings] this is it an antihistamine. 1517 01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:09,202 It will work immediately. 1518 01:16:10,103 --> 01:16:12,305 It's for the lips. 1519 01:16:12,339 --> 01:16:15,375 They haven't invented it yet anything to be a twat. 1520 01:16:19,846 --> 01:16:21,147 [Slurping] 1521 01:16:21,181 --> 01:16:22,382 [breathe through nose] 1522 01:16:23,817 --> 01:16:24,884 [Telephone rings] 1523 01:16:28,388 --> 01:16:29,989 Hello. 1524 01:16:30,023 --> 01:16:31,658 [Lisping] Yes, this is Bridget. 1525 01:16:33,059 --> 01:16:35,362 Obviously! Right away. 1526 01:16:37,964 --> 01:16:39,132 Yes, yes. 1527 01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:45,939 [Bridget] Daniel. 1528 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:49,442 Well, from all that is holy, 1529 01:16:49,476 --> 01:16:51,311 Bridget Jones. 1530 01:16:54,014 --> 01:16:54,881 [Grunts] 1531 01:16:56,182 --> 01:16:58,184 Nice of you to come, Jones. 1532 01:16:58,218 --> 01:17:00,387 If you knew, I would have worn a smaller night. 1533 01:17:01,855 --> 01:17:02,822 What happened? 1534 01:17:03,423 --> 01:17:05,091 My heart. 1535 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,459 Two huge surprises. 1536 01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:09,129 One, I have one. Two, he murmurs. 1537 01:17:09,162 --> 01:17:11,865 They listened And I don't know. 1538 01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:14,134 Are you OK? 1539 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:16,002 Well, I thought I had a heart attack. 1540 01:17:16,036 --> 01:17:18,438 My whole life has passed before my eyes. 1541 01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:20,140 You actually presented in the foreground, Jones. 1542 01:17:20,173 --> 01:17:21,808 -Hmm. -All the best pieces. 1543 01:17:21,841 --> 01:17:23,343 Rome. Mini-break weekend. 1544 01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:26,413 Sodomy at Sainsbury's. 1545 01:17:26,446 --> 01:17:28,048 [chuckles] 1546 01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:30,283 But, mainly, 1547 01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:32,218 it was just me wandering and along the king's road 1548 01:17:32,252 --> 01:17:33,953 trying to sparkle to twenty-year-olds. 1549 01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:35,488 Mmm. 1550 01:17:35,522 --> 01:17:40,293 Maybe it's an opportunity for a new beginning. 1551 01:17:40,326 --> 01:17:42,195 Brand new Daniel. 1552 01:17:42,862 --> 01:17:43,830 Mmm. 1553 01:17:45,165 --> 01:17:47,801 I think I'll stay Right here... 1554 01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:50,904 until you agree. 1555 01:17:50,937 --> 01:17:52,939 Well, that's nice of you Bridge, but, um... 1556 01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:55,375 They told me I don't have much time. 1557 01:17:55,408 --> 01:17:58,111 -What? -No, no, no. Fuck you. No, not that. 1558 01:17:58,144 --> 01:18:00,380 Well, maybe that. No, they... 1559 01:18:00,413 --> 01:18:02,916 they are taking I for some tests in a minute. 1560 01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:10,390 The question is: would we say Have I become a tragic fraction? 1561 01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:14,494 They asked me to put it down my next relative. 1562 01:18:14,527 --> 01:18:19,265 And the only person I could Think about who might worry from a distance it was you. 1563 01:18:21,201 --> 01:18:23,503 -A is very sweet. -[Daniel] Yes, but not deliberately. 1564 01:18:23,536 --> 01:18:25,472 The point is, bridge, How I got there 1565 01:18:25,505 --> 01:18:28,074 at this point In my life without relatives? 1566 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:31,244 How could I be without relatives? 1567 01:18:31,277 --> 01:18:34,414 But you're not. You are not without relatives. 1568 01:18:34,447 --> 01:18:37,851 Well, I haven't seen Enzo Since he was two years old. 1569 01:18:37,884 --> 01:18:40,487 And now it is happily raised by his mother 1570 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,024 and an Italian aristocrat Who wears his sweater like a shawl. 1571 01:18:47,027 --> 01:18:48,461 So, lucky you, Jones. 1572 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,898 Your two, The way they look at you... 1573 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,436 it just makes you understand... 1574 01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:00,907 Your own fuckers, really. 1575 01:19:02,475 --> 01:19:04,310 The glory of what it might have been. 1576 01:19:09,115 --> 01:19:10,950 [sighs] did you know... 1577 01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:14,587 It was actually quite good 1578 01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:17,090 with Gisele at the beginning? [clears throat] 1579 01:19:17,123 --> 01:19:18,858 I have to face the fact... 1580 01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:20,393 [cough] 1581 01:19:20,427 --> 01:19:24,097 ...that might have been, Jones, love. 1582 01:19:25,031 --> 01:19:26,900 The real thing. 1583 01:19:26,933 --> 01:19:29,135 I still don't know what She was so pissed. 1584 01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:30,403 You frowned at his sister. 1585 01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:33,106 Once. Massive overreaction. 1586 01:19:33,139 --> 01:19:35,041 [Bridget laughing] 1587 01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:38,211 God, I love you, Daniel. 1588 01:19:38,244 --> 01:19:42,415 Despite your really quite impressive 1589 01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:46,019 lifelong dedication to the total fucking tweet. 1590 01:19:46,052 --> 01:19:47,887 Yes. [sighs] 1591 01:19:49,055 --> 01:19:51,057 There's a lot I don't know. 1592 01:19:52,025 --> 01:19:52,959 Very. 1593 01:19:54,627 --> 01:19:58,398 But I know my children He would give anything 1594 01:19:58,431 --> 01:20:01,134 to have only one day with their dad. 1595 01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:13,113 -[The door opens] -[nurse] time for your OB, Mr Cleaver. 1596 01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:14,514 Oh, right. 1597 01:20:14,547 --> 01:20:16,583 And, again, There's really no need 1598 01:20:16,616 --> 01:20:19,185 to remove the dress. 1599 01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:20,320 Excuse me. 1600 01:20:20,353 --> 01:20:21,888 [Nurse] Okey-Doke. 1601 01:20:21,921 --> 01:20:23,256 God. 1602 01:20:23,289 --> 01:20:26,459 Then it turns on the cooking segment. 1603 01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:29,062 Because I always have to do the cooking pieces? 1604 01:20:29,095 --> 01:20:31,498 That chestnut ravioli He cooked the last time 1605 01:20:31,531 --> 01:20:33,266 it was the worst I ever put it in my mouth. 1606 01:20:33,299 --> 01:20:34,901 I highly doubt it. 1607 01:20:34,934 --> 01:20:38,038 And then, Miranda, you cross onto the stage. 1608 01:20:38,071 --> 01:20:42,375 "And now, upon better women, A surprise guest. “Blah blah. 1609 01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:44,210 And lights! 1610 01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:45,345 -[Cheering] -[musical music] 1611 01:20:45,378 --> 01:20:46,646 *Yes, I'm a fighter* 1612 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:48,548 *And I got over it* 1613 01:20:48,581 --> 01:20:50,283 * Survived in solid gold This is...* 1614 01:20:50,316 --> 01:20:52,052 -[Bridget] Hold It! -[Music Stops] 1615 01:20:52,085 --> 01:20:56,022 Linus, we need to practice following it with the lights. 1616 01:20:56,056 --> 01:20:57,624 So, uh... 1617 01:20:57,657 --> 01:21:00,527 Maybe you could dance a little? Yes? 1618 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,163 -Uh... -[Bridget] OK. Go, Linus! 1619 01:21:03,196 --> 01:21:04,631 [Music resumes] 1620 01:21:04,664 --> 01:21:06,466 *So give me light* 1621 01:21:06,499 --> 01:21:08,435 * You have to find Your way ...* 1622 01:21:08,468 --> 01:21:12,105 Can you keep it please? You see, you have to, You know, try it. 1623 01:21:12,138 --> 01:21:13,306 *Help me see...* 1624 01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:15,375 Because he will, You know... 1625 01:21:15,408 --> 01:21:17,410 * And no more light And no more love* 1626 01:21:17,444 --> 01:21:19,412 *It's not over...* 1627 01:21:19,446 --> 01:21:21,514 -[chuckling] -* It's not over* 1628 01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:23,483 * I won't save you when I'm weak* 1629 01:21:23,516 --> 01:21:25,251 *There is so much left To give* 1630 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:27,987 *It's not over* 1631 01:21:28,021 --> 01:21:29,122 *It's not over* 1632 01:21:29,155 --> 01:21:30,523 *Until I'm done...* 1633 01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:33,226 [singer vocalizing] 1634 01:21:33,259 --> 01:21:34,661 *Until I'm done* 1635 01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:36,196 -[song ends] -[others chuckling] 1636 01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:38,031 -See, Linus? -[Roxster] Hi, B. 1637 01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:41,201 [Bridget] Oh, shit. 1638 01:21:43,136 --> 01:21:44,337 He brought a cake. 1639 01:21:44,371 --> 01:21:47,040 -[Bell Rings] -[crew chatter] 1640 01:21:47,073 --> 01:21:49,576 [Roxster] Sorry, they just told me to enter. 1641 01:21:51,778 --> 01:21:54,114 [Bridget] You're missing, Roxster. 1642 01:21:54,147 --> 01:21:55,048 [Roxster] I know. 1643 01:21:55,715 --> 01:21:56,716 I know. 1644 01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:01,988 [sighs] I panicked. 1645 01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:06,059 I got…I got scared and ran. 1646 01:22:07,193 --> 01:22:09,029 But I want it. 1647 01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:11,097 You. 1648 01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:16,069 I thought I wasn't ready, But I am. 1649 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:18,738 I thought I... 1650 01:22:18,772 --> 01:22:21,141 I don't know, he wanted someone my age, 1651 01:22:21,174 --> 01:22:23,476 But I don't. 1652 01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,582 I love you, Bridget. 1653 01:22:33,319 --> 01:22:35,121 I'm ready for all this. 1654 01:22:35,155 --> 01:22:37,090 For Billy and Mabel. 1655 01:22:38,158 --> 01:22:39,359 And burnt lasagna. 1656 01:22:39,392 --> 01:22:41,594 And slime. 1657 01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:43,763 [chuckles] And everything. 1658 01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:47,734 [whispers] I promise, I'm ready. 1659 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:52,639 [whispers] I'm not sure that matters. 1660 01:22:55,742 --> 01:22:57,777 What do you mean? I don't... I don't understand. 1661 01:22:57,811 --> 01:23:00,613 [Bridget, voice breaking] You are so adorable 1662 01:23:02,282 --> 01:23:04,317 And you will be 1663 01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:07,554 a brilliant partner and dad. 1664 01:23:07,587 --> 01:23:09,122 And you will find out 1665 01:23:09,155 --> 01:23:12,325 all sorts of garbage that it will change the world. 1666 01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:14,094 That's not how it works. 1667 01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:15,495 But not with me. 1668 01:23:15,528 --> 01:23:17,197 [Exhale] 1669 01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:23,236 I wish I had a time machine too. 1670 01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:26,806 Then you could recover. 1671 01:23:30,677 --> 01:23:32,579 Are you... are you sure? 1672 01:23:34,814 --> 01:23:36,116 I am. 1673 01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:51,531 I'll keep the cake, If it goes well. 1674 01:23:51,564 --> 01:23:53,299 [Bridget giggles] 1675 01:23:57,570 --> 01:23:58,705 Goodbye, Bridget. 1676 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:12,686 [Bridget] parents evening. 1677 01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:15,855 There is a worse night for the single parent? 1678 01:24:16,856 --> 01:24:18,591 They call it parents' night 1679 01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:20,827 As if it were a plural. 1680 01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:24,164 As if it were a given There are two of us. 1681 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,702 Alright. I lie up and forward. 1682 01:24:28,735 --> 01:24:30,303 [Walliker] Mrs Darcy. 1683 01:24:31,771 --> 01:24:33,673 It's nice to see you. 1684 01:24:33,707 --> 01:24:35,742 Great to be back in the studio. 1685 01:24:37,177 --> 01:24:40,146 [chuckles] The great fruit fly debate. 1686 01:24:41,314 --> 01:24:42,482 Uh... 1687 01:24:42,515 --> 01:24:43,783 Little secret. 1688 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:45,652 It was about 50 times more interesting 1689 01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,787 of that I bleed thoracic surgeon. 1690 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,522 And don't get me started the physical. 1691 01:24:49,556 --> 01:24:53,226 I mean, they'll give out Nobels to anyone these days. 1692 01:24:53,259 --> 01:24:55,395 Oh yes. [chuckles] 1693 01:24:55,428 --> 01:24:58,398 So, Uh, Billy. 1694 01:24:58,431 --> 01:25:01,267 Well, it's, um... He is an excellent cricketer. 1695 01:25:01,301 --> 01:25:02,469 -MM-HMM. -You know, 1696 01:25:02,502 --> 01:25:03,937 He's very good young scientist. 1697 01:25:03,970 --> 01:25:06,239 He's... he's got a good brain. 1698 01:25:06,272 --> 01:25:10,677 It's methodical, his experiments they are well designed. 1699 01:25:10,710 --> 01:25:12,679 Look, I mean, it's just, uh... 1700 01:25:12,712 --> 01:25:14,781 It's excellent work all round. 1701 01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:19,686 -Well. -It's just this, Mrs. Darcy. I am... 1702 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:22,489 I'm a... 1703 01:25:22,522 --> 01:25:24,557 I'm a little worried about him. 1704 01:25:24,591 --> 01:25:27,727 Interested? Worried how? What did he do? 1705 01:25:27,761 --> 01:25:30,463 No, he didn't do anything. It's, um... 1706 01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:32,165 It's just been a little, uh... 1707 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,701 withdrawn. 1708 01:25:35,502 --> 01:25:36,770 Why is it withdrawn? 1709 01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:38,838 Everything went well at home? 1710 01:25:38,872 --> 01:25:41,741 Yes, yes. Everything is fine. 1711 01:25:41,775 --> 01:25:43,810 [Wallker] Everything ok with your, um... 1712 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,480 -hairdresser? -[sighs] 1713 01:25:47,514 --> 01:25:50,550 Him? No, but but yes. Uh... 1714 01:25:50,583 --> 01:25:52,419 Is it retired? 1715 01:25:52,452 --> 01:25:55,488 -Well, I don't mean it To alarm you. -[The door opens] 1716 01:25:55,522 --> 01:25:58,925 -Soria about this. Yes, exactly. -[Nicolette] Mr Walliker, Sorry, sorry. 1717 01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,628 We're a couple minutes early, But these sessions are so short. 1718 01:26:01,661 --> 01:26:03,930 And I have more than Some questions for you. 1719 01:26:03,963 --> 01:26:05,565 You don't mind, do you Bridget? 1720 01:26:05,598 --> 01:26:07,767 We have the two boys, so... 1721 01:26:07,801 --> 01:26:10,837 Not at all. No. This is… Okay. 1722 01:26:13,039 --> 01:26:15,675 -Mate, I will to silence you. -[Nicolette] Thank you. 1723 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:17,944 -[Nicolette] right. -[Winner] I have parents' evening. 1724 01:26:28,855 --> 01:26:31,358 [Owl Hoots] 1725 01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:39,532 [Hoots] 1726 01:26:39,566 --> 01:26:41,301 Mark Darcy, the principal 1727 01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:43,970 international humanitarian Rights lawyer, 1728 01:26:44,004 --> 01:26:46,973 was killed this morning in The Darfur region of Sudan. 1729 01:26:47,007 --> 01:26:49,509 [Reporter] ... a land mine. The 55-year-old was inside 1730 01:26:49,542 --> 01:26:51,778 The war-torn region After joining International efforts... 1731 01:26:51,811 --> 01:26:54,447 Mr. Darcy was a leader International figure in human rights 1732 01:26:54,481 --> 01:26:55,815 and crisis resolution... 1733 01:26:55,849 --> 01:26:57,450 [Reporter 2] ...has achieved global recognition 1734 01:26:57,484 --> 01:26:59,786 with the kafir aghani and Eleanor Heaney Case, 1735 01:26:59,819 --> 01:27:01,354 Which, of course, he won. 1736 01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:03,790 He leaves his wife, Bridget Jones, 1737 01:27:03,823 --> 01:27:06,626 and their two small children, Billy and Mabel. 1738 01:27:06,659 --> 01:27:10,363 -More in this story how We understand it. -[breathes deeply] 1739 01:28:06,986 --> 01:28:08,555 [Bridget] Dear dear Mark, 1740 01:28:10,156 --> 01:28:12,659 It's your birthday Sunday and... 1741 01:28:12,692 --> 01:28:14,427 [Breathe deeply] 1742 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:17,630 ... I'm not really well in doing this yourself. 1743 01:28:19,933 --> 01:28:22,002 I'm sorry I'm such a bad mother. 1744 01:28:22,035 --> 01:28:25,672 I'm sorry I got caught with a boy toy callow. 1745 01:28:25,705 --> 01:28:29,509 I'm sorry I'm late for school And that Billy retired. 1746 01:28:31,111 --> 01:28:33,113 They are growing up without you. 1747 01:28:34,714 --> 01:28:36,049 As is Billy go and understand 1748 01:28:36,082 --> 01:28:39,419 How to be a man without his father? 1749 01:28:39,452 --> 01:28:41,454 How Mabel will live his life 1750 01:28:41,488 --> 01:28:43,490 Never really really do you know at all? 1751 01:28:44,858 --> 01:28:46,559 Please forgive me to be angry 1752 01:28:46,593 --> 01:28:50,096 of all that It's not about not having you. 1753 01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:53,033 Please help me find a way to do this 1754 01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:57,470 without feeling like I'm screwing up more important part of my life. 1755 01:28:59,939 --> 01:29:02,475 That's the only part He still has you inside. 1756 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:20,760 I have to put down how many Tickets we need for my Christmas concert. 1757 01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:23,129 -MM-HMM. -Inte should I put it two? For you and Mabel? 1758 01:29:23,163 --> 01:29:24,064 Put three. 1759 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:27,600 Mabel, me and Chloe. 1760 01:29:27,634 --> 01:29:29,602 OK. Three. 1761 01:29:30,570 --> 01:29:31,571 Finished. 1762 01:29:31,604 --> 01:29:32,605 [Billy] Me too. 1763 01:29:35,809 --> 01:29:37,143 [Bridget gasps] 1764 01:29:41,981 --> 01:29:44,050 Dad will love them. 1765 01:29:44,751 --> 01:29:46,152 They are perfect. 1766 01:29:46,186 --> 01:29:47,153 YES. 1767 01:29:47,187 --> 01:29:48,755 Have you written one, Mom? 1768 01:29:48,788 --> 01:29:50,156 I did it. 1769 01:29:50,190 --> 01:29:52,492 We can publish them tomorrow to dad? 1770 01:29:52,525 --> 01:29:53,626 Of course we can. 1771 01:29:54,527 --> 01:29:55,495 [chuckles] 1772 01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:56,529 [kisses] 1773 01:30:01,534 --> 01:30:04,204 [Bridget] and Mark's birthday came as always... 1774 01:30:06,539 --> 01:30:10,910 Like all celebrations, Christmas and anniversaries. 1775 01:30:10,944 --> 01:30:13,713 All the love and all the pain. 1776 01:30:18,284 --> 01:30:19,552 [Exhale] 1777 01:30:20,553 --> 01:30:22,555 OK. Ready? 1778 01:30:23,823 --> 01:30:24,991 Out of three. 1779 01:30:25,925 --> 01:30:29,462 One, two... 1780 01:30:37,070 --> 01:30:39,506 What am I going to do when I'm going to-- 1781 01:30:39,539 --> 01:30:40,707 ...three. 1782 01:31:24,918 --> 01:31:28,154 [Bridget] what I have is what I love most of the world. 1783 01:31:28,922 --> 01:31:30,924 Billy and Mabel. 1784 01:31:30,957 --> 01:31:32,759 Just the three of us. 1785 01:31:39,332 --> 01:31:41,835 ["Should I stay or should I go" playing] 1786 01:31:41,868 --> 01:31:43,870 *Whoo!* 1787 01:31:43,903 --> 01:31:46,006 -[Bridget] Mr Walliker. -Mrs Darcy. 1788 01:31:46,039 --> 01:31:48,074 * Darling, you have to leave me Know...* 1789 01:31:48,108 --> 01:31:49,876 [Student] Billy! 1790 01:31:49,909 --> 01:31:51,778 -[Billy] Hi! -[Student 2] Hello! 1791 01:31:51,811 --> 01:31:52,779 Ready? 1792 01:31:54,647 --> 01:31:58,018 [Bridget, Children] *If you say you're mine* 1793 01:31:58,051 --> 01:32:01,087 * I'll be here until the end Of time* 1794 01:32:02,922 --> 01:32:07,260 *So you have to let me know* 1795 01:32:07,293 --> 01:32:09,796 * I should stay Or should I go?* 1796 01:32:11,364 --> 01:32:14,167 * I should stay Or should I go now?* 1797 01:32:15,301 --> 01:32:18,571 * I should stay Or should I go now?* 1798 01:32:20,106 --> 01:32:24,044 * If I go There will be problems* 1799 01:32:24,077 --> 01:32:28,048 * And if I stay It will be double* 1800 01:32:28,081 --> 01:32:32,619 *So you have to let me know* 1801 01:32:32,652 --> 01:32:35,321 * I should stay Or should I go?* 1802 01:32:35,355 --> 01:32:36,890 Take a nice walk, then. 1803 01:32:36,923 --> 01:32:37,924 [Walliker] Thank you. 1804 01:32:37,957 --> 01:32:40,126 [Students] Hello. 1805 01:32:40,927 --> 01:32:42,095 All right, come in. 1806 01:32:42,796 --> 01:32:43,763 Now... 1807 01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:50,103 What this is not is a "walk". 1808 01:32:51,071 --> 01:32:53,039 We are about to embark on a team 1809 01:32:53,073 --> 01:32:55,809 on an oriental adventure. 1810 01:32:55,842 --> 01:32:58,244 -So you all have Your compasses? -[Students] Yes! 1811 01:32:58,278 --> 01:33:00,814 -Diate each of your maps? -YES! 1812 01:33:00,847 --> 01:33:03,149 [Walliker] at that time, Know your groups. Hands Up, Otters! 1813 01:33:03,183 --> 01:33:07,220 You will get along well with Mr. Collins and Bikram's mother, Mrs. Pasricha. 1814 01:33:07,253 --> 01:33:11,224 Billy's mother, Mrs. Darcy. You drew the short straw, I'm scared. 1815 01:33:11,257 --> 01:33:12,959 You will join me and the Ospres. 1816 01:33:12,992 --> 01:33:15,829 Now, this is very important. 1817 01:33:15,862 --> 01:33:20,266 Remember to open your eyes and look around. 1818 01:33:21,167 --> 01:33:22,268 This is one of the most 1819 01:33:22,302 --> 01:33:24,871 Beautiful places on earth. 1820 01:33:26,806 --> 01:33:28,008 Have fun. 1821 01:33:28,041 --> 01:33:29,275 Let's go. 1822 01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:35,048 -I'm sure I'm up to this, Mrs. Darcy? -Absolutely! 1823 01:33:35,081 --> 01:33:36,416 I was a queen's guide. 1824 01:33:36,449 --> 01:33:39,352 -[Laughs] -[Bridget] got my pioneer badge. 1825 01:33:39,386 --> 01:33:42,989 I can run, knot, junction and cilia. 1826 01:33:43,023 --> 01:33:45,258 If you need something related, 1827 01:33:45,291 --> 01:33:47,827 I'm your girlfriend. [groans] 1828 01:33:47,861 --> 01:33:50,230 -[Walliker] right now. Bring the back. -[RIGGLE students] 1829 01:33:52,198 --> 01:33:54,901 YES! Bring the back! 1830 01:33:54,934 --> 01:33:56,336 On! 1831 01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:58,171 We'll see Much more water than that. 1832 01:33:58,204 --> 01:33:59,305 [Bridget] in the back! 1833 01:34:01,374 --> 01:34:02,375 Yes. 1834 01:34:02,409 --> 01:34:04,310 Make sure everyone is with us. 1835 01:34:05,178 --> 01:34:07,347 [Students chatting] 1836 01:34:17,023 --> 01:34:18,324 [Wallker chuckles] 1837 01:34:23,329 --> 01:34:25,965 [Walliker] you can see The second waterfall, right? 1838 01:34:27,233 --> 01:34:28,335 [Children chatting] 1839 01:34:28,368 --> 01:34:30,437 Well, those two are together. 1840 01:34:34,908 --> 01:34:36,810 [thunder rumbling] 1841 01:34:41,047 --> 01:34:42,182 [Student screaming] 1842 01:34:42,215 --> 01:34:43,383 Coming soon! 1843 01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:48,822 [Walliker] Hurry. Come on! 1844 01:34:55,895 --> 01:34:57,897 -[Walliker] Give me your hand. -Oh. So beautiful. 1845 01:34:57,931 --> 01:34:58,965 OK. 1846 01:35:01,101 --> 01:35:02,035 Right. 1847 01:35:03,103 --> 01:35:04,471 Is there a Wi-Fi password? 1848 01:35:04,504 --> 01:35:06,206 Oh, Atticus, Don't be a noob. 1849 01:35:06,239 --> 01:35:07,941 All right, take this towel 1850 01:35:07,974 --> 01:35:09,843 and spread it on the floor Over there, okay? 1851 01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:11,311 [Billy] Come on. 1852 01:35:11,344 --> 01:35:13,847 [Bridget] It's okay. It's dry. [chuckles] 1853 01:35:16,816 --> 01:35:19,519 [Wallker] Mrs Darcy, you could take that wheelbarrow, 1854 01:35:19,552 --> 01:35:21,788 Get some firewood When does the rain stop? 1855 01:35:21,821 --> 01:35:23,356 Yes. 1856 01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:25,825 [Walliker] Alright, everyone. Do your best to dry yourself. 1857 01:35:29,329 --> 01:35:31,498 [Bridget] Ding-Fucking-dong. 1858 01:35:31,531 --> 01:35:32,999 Whenever you're ready. 1859 01:35:43,543 --> 01:35:45,445 [Walliker] it seems We'll be here for a while. 1860 01:35:48,982 --> 01:35:51,518 [Fire crackling] 1861 01:35:57,257 --> 01:35:59,325 Really It's absolutely disgusting. 1862 01:35:59,359 --> 01:36:01,861 [chuckles] Burnt to a crisp. 1863 01:36:01,895 --> 01:36:03,963 I think you will find It's a brûlée. 1864 01:36:03,997 --> 01:36:05,131 [Exhale] 1865 01:36:05,165 --> 01:36:06,299 [chuckles] 1866 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:08,401 [Bridget] Come on then. 1867 01:36:08,435 --> 01:36:10,203 Off to Bedfordshire. 1868 01:36:10,236 --> 01:36:12,072 [Student 4] Goodnight, Mr. Walliker. 1869 01:36:12,105 --> 01:36:14,307 -[Bridget] here we are. -[Walliker] Sleep well, team. 1870 01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:16,409 -Not done today. -[Student 4] Thank you. 1871 01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:18,111 All right. Night night. 1872 01:36:19,579 --> 01:36:20,580 Good night. 1873 01:36:29,422 --> 01:36:31,491 - Mystical accomplished. -[Wallker chuckles] 1874 01:36:31,524 --> 01:36:34,928 One nearby of sleeping children. 1875 01:36:34,961 --> 01:36:38,164 Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty impressed by your resourcefulness, 1876 01:36:38,198 --> 01:36:39,933 But who travels to The Lake District 1877 01:36:39,966 --> 01:36:42,168 With a full backpack of marshmallows? [chuckles] 1878 01:36:42,202 --> 01:36:45,271 All parents know marshmallow 1879 01:36:45,305 --> 01:36:48,208 it is an essential tool, Mr Walliker. 1880 01:36:48,241 --> 01:36:50,143 [both chuckling] 1881 01:36:52,979 --> 01:36:54,881 Do you have children? 1882 01:36:54,914 --> 01:36:57,350 Uh, no. No, no, I've never done any of this. 1883 01:36:58,351 --> 01:37:00,420 But, um... 1884 01:37:00,453 --> 01:37:02,055 It's fun. In the back of your mind, 1885 01:37:02,088 --> 01:37:04,324 Do you think it could happen, and-- [sighs] 1886 01:37:04,357 --> 01:37:06,192 But, you know, one day, 1887 01:37:06,226 --> 01:37:09,129 You are preparing a test For a periodic table ... 1888 01:37:09,162 --> 01:37:13,533 -[Laughs] -... and you realize It's the 27th you set, 1889 01:37:13,566 --> 01:37:15,969 And there never was time 1890 01:37:16,002 --> 01:37:18,304 really think you have Something similar to a ... 1891 01:37:18,338 --> 01:37:20,106 like a family in the middle. 1892 01:37:24,277 --> 01:37:25,445 But that's okay. 1893 01:37:26,413 --> 01:37:28,348 All right. I, uh... 1894 01:37:28,381 --> 01:37:29,649 Well, it suits me. 1895 01:37:31,284 --> 01:37:32,419 Mmm. 1896 01:37:33,987 --> 01:37:35,155 I see it. 1897 01:37:35,188 --> 01:37:36,523 [both chuckle] 1898 01:37:38,391 --> 01:37:39,926 I mean, look at it. 1899 01:37:43,396 --> 01:37:44,531 All. 1900 01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:52,205 You asked me where he is Wonder and magic. 1901 01:37:54,341 --> 01:37:55,675 It's a good question. 1902 01:37:58,111 --> 01:37:59,412 I think it's here. 1903 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,516 You don't believe in magic, Mr Walliker. 1904 01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:04,951 [Walliker] No. 1905 01:38:06,286 --> 01:38:07,687 Well, I thought. 1906 01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:15,562 [both chuckle] 1907 01:38:19,132 --> 01:38:20,266 [Billy] Mom? 1908 01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:21,735 Atticus is really scared. 1909 01:38:21,768 --> 01:38:24,738 He says his mother sings Puccini to him when he is afraid. 1910 01:38:24,771 --> 01:38:29,275 Well, he may have to settle down For a little taken in advance, 1911 01:38:29,309 --> 01:38:31,711 But I'll see what I can do Is that okay? 1912 01:38:33,046 --> 01:38:34,414 Mr Walliker, 1913 01:38:34,447 --> 01:38:36,516 Do you mind if I sit here for a minute? 1914 01:38:36,549 --> 01:38:38,218 Obviously. Sit. 1915 01:38:53,566 --> 01:38:55,602 -If there is something you want... -It's just... 1916 01:38:56,503 --> 01:38:58,038 What if you forget? 1917 01:38:59,205 --> 01:39:00,640 I don't want to forget it. 1918 01:39:01,608 --> 01:39:03,476 But what if you did? 1919 01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:12,218 Let me tell you, Billy, um... 1920 01:39:14,254 --> 01:39:18,091 Your father is everywhere. 1921 01:39:20,193 --> 01:39:21,227 It's everywhere. 1922 01:39:22,095 --> 01:39:23,096 Right now... 1923 01:39:25,065 --> 01:39:26,533 at this moment. 1924 01:39:26,566 --> 01:39:28,768 And this is a scientific fact. 1925 01:39:30,337 --> 01:39:34,240 Energy is only transferred. 1926 01:39:35,342 --> 01:39:36,676 It can never be destroyed. 1927 01:39:37,544 --> 01:39:39,446 And above all, 1928 01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:41,548 Your father is in you. 1929 01:39:43,516 --> 01:39:44,784 And Mabel. 1930 01:39:50,557 --> 01:39:52,058 Billy, tell me something... 1931 01:39:54,594 --> 01:39:55,762 One thing... 1932 01:39:57,197 --> 01:39:58,598 that you remember best 1933 01:39:59,366 --> 01:40:01,034 about your father. 1934 01:40:09,275 --> 01:40:11,644 ["Turn on the lights." 1935 01:40:11,678 --> 01:40:15,849 * Another Christmas It's around the corner* 1936 01:40:15,882 --> 01:40:20,286 * And I can hear us, darling Get closer* 1937 01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:24,257 * It's coming down the road And stopping it now* 1938 01:40:24,290 --> 01:40:28,194 * Stopping it now It's impossible...* 1939 01:40:28,228 --> 01:40:29,162 Can we? 1940 01:40:30,296 --> 01:40:31,664 -Pay for us. -YES. 1941 01:40:31,698 --> 01:40:34,467 * I built a snowman outside The back* 1942 01:40:34,501 --> 01:40:39,272 * He came alive and made me fly Around this sleepy city* 1943 01:40:39,305 --> 01:40:42,342 * I put on an old round scarf His neck ...* 1944 01:40:42,375 --> 01:40:43,810 [Bridget] Watch out! 1945 01:40:43,843 --> 01:40:45,378 * And every time You kiss me...* 1946 01:40:45,412 --> 01:40:46,479 [Wallker] Chop-Chop. 1947 01:40:46,513 --> 01:40:47,814 One, two. One, two. 1948 01:40:47,847 --> 01:40:49,416 [Bridget] I can have it Your hot chocolate? 1949 01:40:49,449 --> 01:40:52,218 -[Mabel] No. No! Marshmallows! -[Bridget] Yes. YES. 1950 01:40:52,252 --> 01:40:55,422 [Walliker] Mabel, why not Shall I take you to your place? Come on. 1951 01:40:55,455 --> 01:40:57,157 -Is everything right? -[Mabel giggles] 1952 01:40:57,190 --> 01:40:58,358 [Wallker chuckles] 1953 01:40:58,391 --> 01:41:00,527 -Don't Dawdle, Mrs. Darcy. -NO. 1954 01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:02,162 The show is starting. 1955 01:41:02,195 --> 01:41:04,297 Yes of course. 1956 01:41:04,330 --> 01:41:06,800 [Flutes playing, off-key] 1957 01:41:13,573 --> 01:41:15,108 [Shushes] 1958 01:41:17,744 --> 01:41:19,646 -A looks great. -[Nicolette] Yes. 1959 01:41:19,679 --> 01:41:21,314 See you at Nobu at 7.00. 1960 01:41:21,348 --> 01:41:23,717 -OH, for God's sake, Victor. -[Earphone clattering] 1961 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:25,685 Fucking sting. 1962 01:41:28,621 --> 01:41:30,390 -[flute ends] -[Laughs] 1963 01:41:30,423 --> 01:41:33,626 Well done! Bravo. 1964 01:41:38,298 --> 01:41:40,900 [Walliker] Thank you, Eros and Atticus Soltani-Watkins. 1965 01:41:42,268 --> 01:41:44,604 Now, even if it's not turned on the program, 1966 01:41:44,637 --> 01:41:47,340 We have one Another song. 1967 01:41:47,374 --> 01:41:51,444 Um, I happen to know what that means Much to our singer. 1968 01:41:51,478 --> 01:41:55,682 And, um... well, that's his First ever solo performance, 1969 01:41:56,816 --> 01:41:58,718 And I know he will Be proud. 1970 01:42:19,339 --> 01:42:21,741 ["Anything" playing] 1971 01:42:30,417 --> 01:42:34,721 *I would do anything* 1972 01:42:34,754 --> 01:42:39,659 *For you, dear, anything* 1973 01:42:39,693 --> 01:42:44,597 *Because you mean everything* 1974 01:42:44,631 --> 01:42:48,601 *To me* 1975 01:42:48,635 --> 01:42:50,503 *I know that* 1976 01:42:50,537 --> 01:42:54,474 *I would go anywhere* 1977 01:42:54,507 --> 01:42:59,612 *For your smile, everywhere* 1978 01:42:59,646 --> 01:43:02,549 *For your smile* 1979 01:43:02,582 --> 01:43:08,688 *Everywhere I would see* 1980 01:43:08,722 --> 01:43:11,691 *Would you climb a hill?* 1981 01:43:11,725 --> 01:43:13,293 -* Nothing* -[audience chuckles] 1982 01:43:13,326 --> 01:43:17,931 * Is he wearing a daffodil? Nothing* 1983 01:43:17,964 --> 01:43:22,502 * Leave me all your will? Nothing* 1984 01:43:22,535 --> 01:43:25,839 *Do you fight my account too?* 1985 01:43:25,872 --> 01:43:27,841 * What? Fists?* 1986 01:43:27,874 --> 01:43:31,878 -* I would risk everything* -[Harmonizing Choir] 1987 01:43:31,911 --> 01:43:36,549 *For a kiss, everything* 1988 01:43:36,583 --> 01:43:41,488 *Yes, I would do anything* 1989 01:43:41,521 --> 01:43:43,723 * Nothing * 1990 01:43:43,757 --> 01:43:48,862 *For you* 1991 01:43:48,895 --> 01:43:51,331 [music ends] 1992 01:43:51,364 --> 01:43:52,866 [audience applauds] 1993 01:43:56,036 --> 01:43:57,837 [Cheering] 1994 01:44:00,573 --> 01:44:01,641 [Chloe Whoops] 1995 01:44:01,675 --> 01:44:02,809 Go, Billy! 1996 01:44:07,514 --> 01:44:08,448 [Walliker] Well done! 1997 01:44:15,588 --> 01:44:17,557 [Applause fades] 1998 01:44:21,828 --> 01:44:23,296 [Silent applause] 1999 01:44:43,416 --> 01:44:45,385 Oh, my dear. 2000 01:44:45,418 --> 01:44:46,553 [sob] 2001 01:44:47,687 --> 01:44:50,657 Dad would be so proud of you. 2002 01:44:50,690 --> 01:44:51,825 I know. 2003 01:44:54,127 --> 01:44:55,962 [Wallker] Well done, Billy. You nailed it. 2004 01:44:55,995 --> 01:44:58,398 -Sori surprised, mom? -YES. 2005 01:44:58,431 --> 01:45:00,467 -Genius. -Up Top. 2006 01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:02,402 [Walliker, Billy Rhuckle] 2007 01:45:02,435 --> 01:45:04,971 -I know, I can have a sleepover with bikram? -YES. 2008 01:45:05,005 --> 01:45:06,940 -And you brought my ... -YES. 2009 01:45:06,973 --> 01:45:09,109 Bikram! Nintendo! 2010 01:45:10,944 --> 01:45:13,847 Mr Walliker, Billy was... 2011 01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:16,016 The whole thing was... [chuckles] 2012 01:45:16,049 --> 01:45:19,452 -It was-- -He was magical, Mrs. Darcy. 2013 01:45:19,486 --> 01:45:21,121 [Bridget] No, it wasn't. 2014 01:45:21,154 --> 01:45:23,456 What did you do for Billy... 2015 01:45:23,490 --> 01:45:24,824 [Stammer] 2016 01:45:24,858 --> 01:45:27,394 People talk about moving forward like means, 2017 01:45:27,427 --> 01:45:29,829 You know, leaving something behind 2018 01:45:29,863 --> 01:45:31,965 You know, leaving someone you love behind, 2019 01:45:31,998 --> 01:45:34,534 But maybe it's more that you suddenly see 2020 01:45:34,567 --> 01:45:37,904 you can live at the same time Like all the things you've lost, 2021 01:45:37,937 --> 01:45:42,108 And that you can be happy even without them. 2022 01:45:42,142 --> 01:45:44,978 And tonight, I saw my son up there 2023 01:45:45,011 --> 01:45:48,715 And I understood for the first time in four years 2024 01:45:48,748 --> 01:45:50,850 That he'll be fine. 2025 01:45:50,884 --> 01:45:52,919 And just like that, we'll be fine. 2026 01:45:52,952 --> 01:45:54,688 And you did, Mr. Walliker. 2027 01:45:54,721 --> 01:45:56,089 It wasn't magic. 2028 01:45:57,023 --> 01:45:58,992 It was you. 2029 01:45:59,025 --> 01:46:03,730 So, I will overlook your tendency to be a little aloof 2030 01:46:03,763 --> 01:46:05,799 Some might call it condescending. 2031 01:46:05,832 --> 01:46:07,600 Supercile is a good word 2032 01:46:07,634 --> 01:46:11,471 And you probably don't feel it Enough, but the point is... 2033 01:46:14,607 --> 01:46:15,675 Thanks. 2034 01:46:17,844 --> 01:46:19,012 [Nicolette] Mr. Walliker? 2035 01:46:20,647 --> 01:46:23,049 Let's go to The Spaniards for a drink. 2036 01:46:23,083 --> 01:46:26,753 Um, and if you wanted to come, 2037 01:46:26,786 --> 01:46:29,222 Well, we would be there 2038 01:46:29,255 --> 01:46:33,793 Because that's where we'll be. 2039 01:46:33,827 --> 01:46:36,996 [Nicolette] can't be taught. It cannot be taught. It was incredible. 2040 01:46:37,030 --> 01:46:38,898 -Mrs Darcy. -The flutists, An absolute triumph. 2041 01:46:38,932 --> 01:46:41,101 [Francesca] one of the best Christmas shows I've ever seen. 2042 01:46:41,134 --> 01:46:43,636 [Nicolette] Christmas shows It doesn't get much better than this. Extraordinary. 2043 01:46:43,670 --> 01:46:45,839 Ninth. Don't look at me like that. 2044 01:46:45,872 --> 01:46:47,707 -[Shazzer] Billy! How did it go? -Billy! 2045 01:46:47,741 --> 01:46:48,875 -Mo I did a solo. -[Jude] Oh! 2046 01:46:48,908 --> 01:46:50,176 Congratulations. 2047 01:46:50,210 --> 01:46:52,512 Come here. Have a shield. 2048 01:46:52,545 --> 01:46:54,514 It was brilliant. 2049 01:46:54,547 --> 01:46:56,182 -Hello, Mabel. How are you? -[Shazzer] Well done. I bet you have been. 2050 01:46:56,216 --> 01:46:58,118 -Chloe has a video. -[Tom] You're adorable. 2051 01:46:58,151 --> 01:46:59,753 -[Shazzer] Is there a video? -[Jude] a video? 2052 01:46:59,786 --> 01:47:01,021 [Shazzer] Chloe? Video? 2053 01:47:02,589 --> 01:47:03,890 [Tom] Congratulations. 2054 01:47:03,923 --> 01:47:05,525 HI. Uh, four, uh... 2055 01:47:05,558 --> 01:47:07,694 large glasses of white wine, Please. 2056 01:47:07,727 --> 01:47:09,062 [Shazzer] wine. Wine. 2057 01:47:09,095 --> 01:47:11,131 Oh, white house. Party fuel. 2058 01:47:11,164 --> 01:47:13,767 -[Billy] Bikram is here! -[Server] Your wine, sir. 2059 01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,803 -[Chloe] What are you doing over there? -Nothing. 2060 01:47:16,836 --> 01:47:19,005 -[Shazzer] Well, here we go. -Congratulations, darling. 2061 01:47:19,039 --> 01:47:21,041 -To Billy. -He was wonderful. Billy. 2062 01:47:21,074 --> 01:47:23,209 -Absolutely wonderful. -[Shazzer] Yes. 2063 01:47:23,243 --> 01:47:26,513 But I can tell you, I... I knew by its glow It was a triumph. 2064 01:47:26,546 --> 01:47:28,148 -[Bridget giggles] -No, honestly. 2065 01:47:28,181 --> 01:47:30,116 I mean, Once you've tasted success... 2066 01:47:30,150 --> 01:47:32,285 [Bridget, shazzer laughs] 2067 01:47:32,318 --> 01:47:34,154 [Jude] you literally had A song, Tom. 2068 01:47:34,187 --> 01:47:36,690 Yes, you know, My mother always says 2069 01:47:36,723 --> 01:47:39,192 If you don't have anything nice To say, shut up then. 2070 01:47:39,225 --> 01:47:41,061 Your mother is right, So shut up. 2071 01:47:41,094 --> 01:47:43,096 [Shazzer] We should never close the dick. 2072 01:47:43,129 --> 01:47:45,565 Stop telling everyone else to shut the fuck up. 2073 01:47:45,598 --> 01:47:47,567 [Tom] We can, yes. 2074 01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:48,568 [chatting inside] 2075 01:47:50,270 --> 01:47:52,872 -[Billy] No. Let's go. -[Bikram] good overtaking. 2076 01:47:52,906 --> 01:47:54,674 No, I didn't. That was him. 2077 01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:56,543 Mom. In this way. 2078 01:48:03,283 --> 01:48:04,751 [Bridget] Mr Walliker! 2079 01:48:06,686 --> 01:48:07,854 Aren't you coming? 2080 01:48:07,887 --> 01:48:09,856 Well, actually, I was. I... 2081 01:48:09,889 --> 01:48:11,758 I wanted to say something to you, 2082 01:48:11,791 --> 01:48:13,259 But it's the wrong time. 2083 01:48:13,293 --> 01:48:15,662 You're there with everyone, and... [Stammer] 2084 01:48:15,695 --> 01:48:18,231 I'm better with people 4 feet tall. [chuckles] 2085 01:48:18,264 --> 01:48:22,035 4'1". That's my weak point, Apparently, then ... 2086 01:48:23,136 --> 01:48:24,804 Where are you going? 2087 01:48:29,843 --> 01:48:32,679 Well, look, I really just wanted to to discuss Newton. 2088 01:48:32,712 --> 01:48:34,314 Newton? 2089 01:48:34,347 --> 01:48:37,350 I mean, we already have it covered Newton's second law, Gravity, 2090 01:48:37,384 --> 01:48:39,919 in the tree when you were pretend you're not stuck. 2091 01:48:39,953 --> 01:48:43,790 But what always is fascinated me is not the second law. 2092 01:48:43,823 --> 01:48:46,960 I mean, any idiot can see it An apple will fall. 2093 01:48:46,993 --> 01:48:48,294 What will he do, drop? 2094 01:48:48,328 --> 01:48:50,597 It is a hopelessly overrated law, the second. 2095 01:48:50,630 --> 01:48:53,800 No, what always is Interest is the third law. 2096 01:48:53,833 --> 01:48:55,301 You will know what it is. 2097 01:48:55,335 --> 01:48:56,636 YES. 2098 01:48:56,670 --> 01:48:59,606 [chuckles] Obviously. But continue. 2099 01:48:59,639 --> 01:49:03,143 For every action, There is an equal and opposite reaction. 2100 01:49:03,176 --> 01:49:05,245 It is a fundamental law of our universe. 2101 01:49:05,278 --> 01:49:07,781 It's, uh... it's inevitable fact of our existence, 2102 01:49:07,814 --> 01:49:09,883 And I was getting to say it you are... 2103 01:49:11,051 --> 01:49:14,087 This strength, Mrs. Darcy... 2104 01:49:15,321 --> 01:49:16,256 to me. 2105 01:49:18,191 --> 01:49:21,795 Same and ... opposite. 2106 01:49:21,828 --> 01:49:26,299 And just as Newton predicted, It's irresistible. 2107 01:49:28,835 --> 01:49:29,803 I see it. 2108 01:49:32,105 --> 01:49:34,641 Right now, just standing here, I feel it, 2109 01:49:34,674 --> 01:49:38,078 And it's real to me like the things I loved when I was a boy 2110 01:49:38,111 --> 01:49:40,080 and for the first time he began to look the world. 2111 01:49:40,113 --> 01:49:42,716 See, it's not really ordering 2112 01:49:42,749 --> 01:49:46,052 that we scientists fall in love with, Mrs. Darcy, 2113 01:49:46,086 --> 01:49:48,121 It's the beauty in things. 2114 01:49:50,857 --> 01:49:52,125 The beauty, 2115 01:49:52,892 --> 01:49:54,227 To be specific... 2116 01:49:57,864 --> 01:49:59,199 In you. 2117 01:50:03,903 --> 01:50:05,205 OH. 2118 01:50:06,072 --> 01:50:08,408 Oh, I'm sorry. 2119 01:50:08,441 --> 01:50:10,343 -I don't know what I was thinking. -Ninth. 2120 01:50:10,377 --> 01:50:12,345 This is exactly why I decided not to enter. 2121 01:50:12,379 --> 01:50:14,347 I clearly totally the wrong end of-- 2122 01:50:14,381 --> 01:50:15,982 -Mr Walliker ... -Look, I just want you to know 2123 01:50:16,016 --> 01:50:17,951 That this won't be embarrassing at all. At all. 2124 01:50:17,984 --> 01:50:20,687 -Speaking skewers. [shushing] -S with Billy and school. 2125 01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:22,956 Let's just pretend like this This has never happened, please. Let's just... 2126 01:50:39,039 --> 01:50:41,408 It was that or a whistle, 2127 01:50:41,441 --> 01:50:44,444 And I don't have a whistle, Mr Walliker. 2128 01:50:46,913 --> 01:50:48,448 Call me Scott, for God's sake. 2129 01:50:50,316 --> 01:50:51,851 Yes, Mr. Walliker. 2130 01:51:02,429 --> 01:51:04,464 ["I'm the same girl" playing] 2131 01:51:09,803 --> 01:51:12,906 Well, shake it, shake it, shake it. No, go crazy. 2132 01:51:12,939 --> 01:51:14,407 That's all. Now pour it. 2133 01:51:15,475 --> 01:51:16,443 Very good. 2134 01:51:17,210 --> 01:51:19,279 Insert a cherry. 2135 01:51:19,312 --> 01:51:22,716 And that, my friends, It's how we make a dirty bitch. 2136 01:51:24,784 --> 01:51:28,054 Christ. It could also be A dirty whore. Pass that lap. 2137 01:51:28,088 --> 01:51:30,957 Now, similar but not at all the same, 2138 01:51:31,825 --> 01:51:33,026 the bad mummy. 2139 01:51:33,059 --> 01:51:34,928 A little vodka. 2140 01:51:34,961 --> 01:51:36,363 -Yes? -Come here. 2141 01:51:36,396 --> 01:51:38,365 Okay, you're in charge. 2142 01:51:42,569 --> 01:51:44,037 [exclaims] 2143 01:51:44,070 --> 01:51:45,939 Is that what I think it is? 2144 01:51:45,972 --> 01:51:48,141 So they tell me, yes. What do you think? 2145 01:51:48,174 --> 01:51:50,377 [Enzo] you have sad eyes, My Angel. 2146 01:51:50,410 --> 01:51:53,046 Why so sad? They make me sad. 2147 01:51:53,079 --> 01:51:54,814 I want to see the smile. 2148 01:51:54,848 --> 01:51:56,016 Stop it. 2149 01:51:56,049 --> 01:51:57,817 He's 16! 2150 01:51:57,851 --> 01:51:59,519 Yes. Late starter. 2151 01:51:59,552 --> 01:52:01,321 [Nicolette] Where in Italy Are you from? 2152 01:52:01,354 --> 01:52:03,189 -BOLOGNA. -BOLOGNA. 2153 01:52:03,223 --> 01:52:04,391 -Yes. -Again. 2154 01:52:04,424 --> 01:52:06,226 -BOLOGNA. [chuckles] -BOLOGNA. 2155 01:52:06,259 --> 01:52:08,128 Enzo, the children will watch A movie upstairs. You come? 2156 01:52:08,161 --> 01:52:09,262 It will stay. 2157 01:52:11,031 --> 01:52:11,998 Boys. 2158 01:52:14,034 --> 01:52:15,368 I think you're proud. 2159 01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,237 Relief, indeed, Jones. 2160 01:52:17,270 --> 01:52:18,972 Relative, as you said. 2161 01:52:20,407 --> 01:52:22,075 -Enzo. -Yes? 2162 01:52:22,108 --> 01:52:23,410 [In Italian] Come Here. 2163 01:52:23,443 --> 01:52:25,011 -I apologize. -All right. 2164 01:52:25,045 --> 01:52:27,113 -HI. -HI. 2165 01:52:27,147 --> 01:52:29,049 [Daniel] This is your stewardess 2166 01:52:29,082 --> 01:52:32,085 and one of the great loves of your father's life, Bridget Jones. 2167 01:52:34,954 --> 01:52:36,389 Ooh! 2168 01:52:36,423 --> 01:52:39,092 It's a pleasure to meet you, Enzo. 2169 01:52:39,125 --> 01:52:40,593 [Speak Italian] 2170 01:52:40,627 --> 01:52:43,296 He says it's a great honor to get to know you. 2171 01:52:43,329 --> 01:52:46,566 -OH! -[Speak Italian] 2172 01:52:48,468 --> 01:52:51,137 And then he says those are 2173 01:52:51,171 --> 01:52:53,440 Very, very silly boots. 2174 01:52:56,576 --> 01:52:58,978 You have incredible posture. 2175 01:53:00,146 --> 01:53:01,448 You're not Danish, are you? 2176 01:53:01,481 --> 01:53:03,283 Well, I can be anything you want. 2177 01:53:03,316 --> 01:53:05,452 It is, isn't it? I know, and it works really good for you, 2178 01:53:05,485 --> 01:53:07,554 But all I'm saying is maybe It's time for a rebrand. 2179 01:53:07,587 --> 01:53:09,589 Have you ever thought Have a pixie? 2180 01:53:09,622 --> 01:53:11,057 [scoffs] No. 2181 01:53:11,091 --> 01:53:12,392 Oh, you have the face for it. 2182 01:53:12,425 --> 01:53:14,427 And it has completely changed my life. [chuckles] 2183 01:53:14,461 --> 01:53:17,030 Nonsense, Pam. You are perfect just the way you are. 2184 01:53:17,063 --> 01:53:18,865 Is she a dirty bitch? 2185 01:53:19,666 --> 01:53:21,434 Stable. 2186 01:53:21,468 --> 01:53:24,137 Oh, yes, please. Yes, thank you very much. 2187 01:53:24,170 --> 01:53:25,939 [Shazzer] Thanks. 2188 01:53:25,972 --> 01:53:27,440 -[Tom] just what the doctor ordered. -[Jude] me too. 2189 01:53:27,474 --> 01:53:30,243 -Always. Get a horn. -Cut my fucking horn. 2190 01:53:30,276 --> 01:53:32,012 -Thank you, thank you. -[Bridget] yes. 2191 01:53:32,045 --> 01:53:35,482 -Mmm. OH. -[Tom] Hmm. Mmm. 2192 01:53:35,515 --> 01:53:38,985 I'll be honest, I don't know What I would have done in the past 20 years without much. 2193 01:53:39,019 --> 01:53:41,521 -Winds? -No, it's not. Are they thirty? 2194 01:53:41,554 --> 01:53:43,490 Yes, it's more like 30 years old, to be honest. 2195 01:53:43,523 --> 01:53:45,959 We had some fucking fun However, right? 2196 01:53:49,229 --> 01:53:50,897 We have. 2197 01:53:52,365 --> 01:53:55,935 [Guests] Ten, nine, eight, 2198 01:53:55,969 --> 01:53:59,339 Seven, six, five, 2199 01:53:59,372 --> 01:54:01,975 Four, three, 2200 01:54:02,008 --> 01:54:04,110 Two, one! 2201 01:54:04,144 --> 01:54:06,980 Happy New Year! 2202 01:54:07,013 --> 01:54:09,115 -[party blowers slip] -[Guests cheering] 2203 01:54:10,984 --> 01:54:12,352 * ... be forgotten* 2204 01:54:12,385 --> 01:54:15,255 *And I was never reminded?* 2205 01:54:15,288 --> 01:54:16,956 Happy New Year. 2206 01:54:16,990 --> 01:54:20,994 * Should know auld To be forgotten* 2207 01:54:21,027 --> 01:54:25,331 * For the good By Auld Lang Syne?* 2208 01:54:25,365 --> 01:54:29,569 *For Auld Lang Syne, my dear* 2209 01:54:29,602 --> 01:54:34,107 *For auld lang syne* 2210 01:54:34,140 --> 01:54:38,611 * We'll have a cup Of kindness again* 2211 01:54:38,645 --> 01:54:42,982 * For the good By auld lang syne* 2212 01:54:43,016 --> 01:54:44,384 [Prosperous Plan] 2213 01:54:44,417 --> 01:54:46,386 [playing boogie-woogie piano] 2214 01:54:46,419 --> 01:54:48,121 [Encouraging guests] 2215 01:54:50,423 --> 01:54:52,025 [chatter, convulsive] 2216 01:54:53,360 --> 01:54:55,028 [party horn honking] 2217 01:55:01,434 --> 01:55:03,036 [Music Fades] 2218 01:56:23,650 --> 01:56:25,151 [Mabel] I forgot to check. 2219 01:56:30,357 --> 01:56:31,291 I wait. 2220 01:56:43,236 --> 01:56:44,671 [Hooting Owl] 2221 01:56:59,252 --> 01:57:00,286 [Mabel] Goodnight. 2222 01:57:19,406 --> 01:57:20,874 Ooh. 2223 01:57:20,907 --> 01:57:22,575 Bloody zip. 2224 01:57:23,576 --> 01:57:24,844 [sighs] 2225 01:57:25,845 --> 01:57:27,514 [groans] 2226 01:57:27,547 --> 01:57:30,817 Tyrannical bastard dress people. 2227 01:57:35,722 --> 01:57:37,090 I got it. 2228 01:57:40,293 --> 01:57:41,594 Thank you. 2229 01:57:47,367 --> 01:57:48,735 Happy New Year. 2230 01:57:48,768 --> 01:57:51,271 Happy New Year. [chuckles] 2231 01:58:26,339 --> 01:58:28,508 ["It's not perfect, But it could be "play] 2232 01:58:28,541 --> 01:58:31,244 [Vocalization] 2233 01:58:32,779 --> 01:58:36,349 * I might go back to The old place * 2234 01:58:36,383 --> 01:58:39,753 * And write your name On every blank page * 2235 01:58:39,786 --> 01:58:43,623 *But now it's a story Just a story now * 2236 01:58:43,656 --> 01:58:46,893 * Just the kind of thing that Would you say * 2237 01:58:46,926 --> 01:58:50,697 * They say he didn't Look behind me * 2238 01:58:50,730 --> 01:58:54,267 * That I can hold you Here next to me * 2239 01:58:54,300 --> 01:58:57,837 * To make a mess of it To get the best out of it * 2240 01:58:57,871 --> 01:59:02,542 * It's not perfect But it could be * 2241 01:59:02,575 --> 01:59:06,312 [Vocalization] 2242 01:59:09,883 --> 01:59:14,254 * There is a lot of terrain To cover * 2243 01:59:14,287 --> 01:59:16,956 *One foot and then the other* 2244 01:59:16,990 --> 01:59:22,395 * On my way, my way In a new place * 2245 01:59:24,330 --> 01:59:27,867 * A few false starts You can forgive this * 2246 01:59:27,901 --> 01:59:31,338 * Cautious self And just be patient * 2247 01:59:31,371 --> 01:59:36,976 * While doing what I thought he couldn't do * 2248 01:59:37,010 --> 01:59:40,847 * I might go back to The old place * 2249 01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:44,384 * And write your name On every blank page * 2250 01:59:44,417 --> 01:59:48,021 *But now it's a story Just a story now * 2251 01:59:48,054 --> 01:59:51,424 * Just the kind of thing that Would you say * 2252 01:59:51,458 --> 01:59:55,028 * They say he didn't Look behind me * 2253 01:59:55,061 --> 01:59:58,565 * That I can hold you Here next to me * 2254 01:59:58,598 --> 02:00:02,435 * To make a mess of it To get the best out of it * 2255 02:00:02,469 --> 02:00:07,040 * It's not perfect But it could be * 2256 02:00:07,073 --> 02:00:12,445 [Vocalization] 2257 02:00:12,479 --> 02:00:14,481 *Mmm* 2258 02:00:14,514 --> 02:00:18,451 *Tread lightly Thinking lightly * 2259 02:00:18,485 --> 02:00:21,821 * It could be right It could be * 2260 02:00:21,855 --> 02:00:25,358 *Tread lightly Thinking lightly * 2261 02:00:25,392 --> 02:00:28,928 * It could be right It could be * 2262 02:00:28,962 --> 02:00:30,864 *Could be* 2263 02:00:30,897 --> 02:00:34,467 * Oh, I can go back to The old place * 2264 02:00:34,501 --> 02:00:38,071 * And write your name On every blank page * 2265 02:00:38,104 --> 02:00:41,908 *But now it's a story Just a story now * 2266 02:00:41,941 --> 02:00:45,378 * Just the kind of thing that Would you say * 2267 02:00:45,412 --> 02:00:48,948 * That there is no need to do this Look behind me * 2268 02:00:48,982 --> 02:00:52,585 * That I can hold you Here next to me * 2269 02:00:52,619 --> 02:00:56,322 * To make a mess of it To get the best out of it * 2270 02:00:56,356 --> 02:01:00,794 * It's not perfect But it could be * 2271 02:01:00,827 --> 02:01:04,497 [Vocalization] 2272 02:01:04,531 --> 02:01:06,433 *How could it be* 2273 02:01:07,834 --> 02:01:10,570 *How could it be* 2274 02:01:10,603 --> 02:01:12,539 [Vocalization] 2275 02:01:12,572 --> 02:01:16,810 *Whoo, whoo* 2276 02:01:19,713 --> 02:01:23,083 * It could be, it could be It could be * 2277 02:01:24,918 --> 02:01:27,587 ["Have you met Miss Jones?" playing] 2278 02:01:34,694 --> 02:01:38,031 * "Have you met Miss Jones?" * 2279 02:01:38,064 --> 02:01:42,902 * Someone said how We shook hands * 2280 02:01:42,936 --> 02:01:48,575 * It was just Miss Jones To me * 2281 02:01:49,976 --> 02:01:54,114 *And then I said "Miss Jones* 2282 02:01:54,147 --> 02:01:58,118 * You are a girl Who understands * 2283 02:01:58,151 --> 02:02:04,424 * I am a man Who should be free" * 2284 02:02:04,457 --> 02:02:08,428 * And all at once I lost my breath * 2285 02:02:08,461 --> 02:02:12,032 * And all at once He was scared to death* 2286 02:02:12,065 --> 02:02:14,701 *And all at once* 2287 02:02:14,734 --> 02:02:21,708 * I owned the earth and the sky * 2288 02:02:21,741 --> 02:02:25,979 *And now I've met Miss Jones* 2289 02:02:26,012 --> 02:02:31,851 * And we will continue to meet «until we die* 2290 02:02:31,885 --> 02:02:34,487 *Miss Jones and I* 2291 02:02:36,756 --> 02:02:38,024 *Whoa, guys* 2292 02:03:15,061 --> 02:03:18,898 * And all at once I lost my breath * 2293 02:03:18,932 --> 02:03:22,869 * And all at once He was scared to death* 2294 02:03:22,902 --> 02:03:25,505 *And all at once* 2295 02:03:25,538 --> 02:03:30,477 * I owned the earth and the sky * 2296 02:03:32,112 --> 02:03:36,049 *Now I've met Miss Jones* 2297 02:03:36,082 --> 02:03:42,589 * And we will continue to meet «until we die* 2298 02:03:42,622 --> 02:03:45,492 *Miss Jones and I* 2299 02:03:46,693 --> 02:03:48,995 *Miss Jones and I* 2300 02:03:50,230 --> 02:03:52,699 *Miss Jones and I* 2301 02:03:54,701 --> 02:04:01,574 *Miss Jones and I* 2302 02:04:05,712 --> 02:04:07,013 * Ah! * 2303 02:04:09,015 --> 02:04:11,651 [musical music] 2304 02:04:41,715 --> 02:04:43,616 [music ends]